I fully understand why "character A is astounded at the sight of character B's penis" is a specific kink that gets tagged for, but the fact that some platforms choose to tag this kink as "penis awe" is unintentionally very funny. Now I'm picturing penis experience kink tags for all those other allegedly transcendent emotions in the glossary of your Philosophy 101 textbook. Penis faith. Penis Weltschmerz. Penis apprehension of the absurd.

The existence of penis awe must therefore imply its antagonistic opposite, cock ennui.

#ennuiner #if you will (tags via @blujayonthewing)

Ships with height differences. Reblog if you agree

some important things to know

Ironically, being a magical girl is non-transitive.

Which “Jabberwocky” Character Should You Fight

The slithy toves: Toves are totes adorbs. And fun to watch. Don’t fight them.

The borogoves: They’re kind of stickly and gristened, so it would be neither sporting nor appetizing to hunt them. But go ahead if you really want to.

The mome raths: Yeah, okay, raths are curtible in small numbers, but when entire flates come out in the early lefting it’s just an unstuppered onscramble of grabbling and gribing. Fight raths. Do I hear a snicker-snack? :)

The Parent: They give good, stolid advice. Don’t fight your parents.

The Son: I wouldn’t even. Have you viddied well his sword arm? Do not fuck with the Son. (If you must, bring something long and vorpal and try to catch him before brillig.)

The Jubjub bird: Honestly, go for it! Seriously. Good chumbly thigh meat. Two words, though: ranged weapons. And not a thimble-bow or splitten, bring something heavy with a good, stretted bowstring on it.

The Bandersnatch: Bandersnatchi are large, gluesome, and herbivorous. Fighting them is more inconvenient than unwisable, so I’m going to back the Parent here: shun them. Shun Jinx entirely. Blandrous place for a vacation.

The Tumtum tree: what why it’s a tree I don’t

The Jabberwock: look are you even paying attention

You know the drill.

i do. in fact,

This post is boring.

people will auger about anything on this site

Gotta give 'em credit for committing to the bit.

You know the drill.

i do. in fact,

This post is boring.

You know the drill.

i do. in fact,

Heaven-versus-hell type tabletop RPG where the lore is written in such away as to leave the reader almost, but not quite, certain that the author intended to use the word "seraphic" to describe the militarised forces of heaven, and that it's probably just a weirdly reliable autocorrect error that the actual text consistently says "sapphic".

"Ambriel can give the PCs useful information about the angelic army, due to her many sapphic connections."

"The arrival of a clan of succubi has been a challenge for the local sapphic forces."

"While angels can take many forms, the foot soldiers of the sapphic legions typically appear as female humanoids. As the war has dragged on, other angels have also transitioned to sapphic roles."

"The most iconic part of the sapphic panoply is, of course, their legendary swords of flame."

Heaven-versus-hell type tabletop RPG where the lore is written in such away as to leave the reader almost, but not quite, certain that the author intended to use the word "seraphic" to describe the militarised forces of heaven, and that it's probably just a weirdly reliable autocorrect error that the actual text consistently says "sapphic".

"Ambriel can give the PCs useful information about the angelic army, due to her many sapphic connections."

"The arrival of a clan of succubi has been a challenge for the local sapphic forces."

"While angels can take many forms, the foot soldiers of the sapphic legions typically appear as female humanoids. As the war has dragged on, other angels have also transitioned to sapphic roles."

Real reasons to study Latin:

6. Make really pretentious-sounding but DUMB mottos for friends.

For instance are you aware that the Addams family motto ("Sic gorgiamus allos subjectos nunc") is not actually proper Latin?

When it last came up, I proposed "Quoscumque subigerent sic vorēmus" as an alternative.

As a bonus, it also means "We suck the dicks of our doms," because Latin is a hilariously horny language.

Real reasons to study Latin:

#my personal favorite is #Fursonae (via @kcdodger)

We did that bit already:

https://www.tumblr.com/prokopetz/676081382513049600/

zun was awesome when he decided to make them like that

remember, the character that’s meant to be the understandable reader/player stand-in is fucking marisa

allow me to rephrase

Okay, so we all know the real reason for the vampires-versus-werewolves thing in popular culture is because back in the 1930s, the same studio owned the movie rights to Dracula, Frankenstein and the Wolfman, and they decided to moosh them all together into what is arguably the first Big Stupid Cinematic Universe, but what's slightly less well known is that H G Wells' The Invisible Man was also part of that package. I want to see what the goofy we-swear-it's-personal-horror tabletop RPG based on that facet of the mythos looks like, weirdly artificial taxonomies of playable splats and all – everybody's invisible, but there are like five completely different possible reasons for that, plus a sixth, evil reason being invisible which you're not allowed to play as because they secretly rule the world.

The antagonist splat are egregores manifested from the interactions of capitalism, impersonal forces moved only by the will of commerce to remove any influence that would disrupt their domain. While there's some level of distinctiveness and personality to them - enough to get one over on them, and make them more interesting antagonists - it's best to think of them less as individuals and more as an occult appendage of the trade system.