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Am I blanchin yea we blanchin, I live up in a mansion

@professor-geen-berries / professor-geen-berries.tumblr.com

Call me bea, geen, or trixie! LGBTQ+ ☆ she/they ☆ neurodivergent mess ☆ NO NSFW ☆ the most ADHD ☆ Gryffindor I do the hyperfixation
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GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS

About me:

  • You can call me Geen or Trix/Bea
  • My pronouns are she/they
  • I am lgbtiq+ - I'm a demigirl and eh sexuality schmexuality idk
  • No nsfw pls

I post about and am currently obsessed with

  • Gravity Falls,
  • Percy Jackson,
  • the Marauders fandom,
  • Doctor Who,
  • DnD and RPGs in general,
  • Story and character ideas
  • Art & fanart
  • Writing
  • Whatever is on my mind!

I love David Bowie, the Kinks, Abba, Queen, Chappel Roan and the How To Train Your Dragon motion picture soundtrack.

... one of these is not like the others...

I have another blog where I post incorrect marauders quotes from things my friends have said, @marauders-quotes-bymyfriends, and co-run @powerhouseofthecell-official, a blog for a story by me and @purple-phesh-and-cheps!

@purple-phesh-and-cheps is my awesome brother, you should go check out his blog once you're done over here!

Reality is an illusion,

The universe is a hologram,

Buy gold,

Byyyyeeee!

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ccccatttta

red string of fate au where james is sick and tired™ of having to wait for destiny to bring his soulmate to him.

especially because in this universe the intensity of the red in your string shows if you are close to your other half (bright red when you are really close, but a maroon-ish color when far)

also, only you can see your own string, and the only part that's truly visible is what's tied on your pinky finger and a bit of the loose part, but it's just a couple inches of it that then turns invisible so it's not a bother.

so! james' string is bright bright red, like BRIGHT red. his soulmate is close but he has no way to find out who it is until "the right moment" which is when he and his soulmate get to hold hands for the first time.

james tried to hold hands with EVERYONE (who was willing and with a bright string as well, he's not daft) on the gryffindor tower, his quidditch team, and even some students from other houses who he has classes with.

results: nothing.

he gets so riled up and impatient, that one day he just snaps.

which means: he goes to the great hall for breakfast (because everyone is there), sits at the very beginning of the gryffindor table (to have everyone in his field of vision), grabs as much of his red string as he can (so, right before it becomes invisible) and. pulls. like. a. motherfucker.

two things happen in like two seconds.

one. regulus black, who was just about to leave the great hall, is yanked backwards and barely caught by barty before he hits the ground. his arm painfully stretched to james' direction.

two. before james can finish processing that what the fuck, regulus black is his soulmate and sirius is going to murder him. regulus manages to stand back up properly, stares at his pinky like it has personally offended him, and. also. pulls. like. a. motherfucker.

so james also gets yanked, only that, as he was still stunned from what just happened, he gets pulled out of his seat and dragged for maybe five steps towards regulus. arm painfully stretched towards him.

sirius, who has been watching everything, loses his shit.

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neverniko101
WHAT KINDA CAT ARE YOUR MUTUALS

I REALLY WANNA SIT HERE AMD GO THROUGH TAGGING EVERYONE BUT I HAVE TO GO TO BED NOW SO I’LL DO SO TOMORROW!!!

what am i

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cmchill

@pennyroyald Smol, Orange

@round-hatches-are-terrifying idek Cloud, v o i d, and a touch of Tux

@lilac-set as is only fitting y'all are a handful of cats. Depending on time, person, and mood: Smol, Skrunkly, Liquid, Shorthair, Tux, Cloud, Loaf (many of these apply to multiple or all of you). And while chaos incarnate does not apply, I feel I must give you Orange as well 😁 it is inextricable

thank you so much… i am skrunkly..

@cmchill cloud

@thebleedingwing tux and skrunkly

@garden-of-runar tux and liquid

im sorry I can’t think of more moots I just came home from school

AHHH ty for the tag

@starkayezer shorthair or tux

sorry i didn’t tag many people i am very tired

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ravenwordss

BSKDSJKFSS THANK YOU <3 you're cloud as well!

@homocidalpotat scrunkly or loaf

@equippedtolove liquid or cloud

@kreeative-error smol or shorthair

@cheekyboybeth witch or liquid

:3

thank you raven! You are a cloud or loaf :)

@equippedtolove: tux/cloud

@rat-with-wings: orange/witch

@arson-mushroom: smol teehee

@klausthementlegen: liquid/orange

@shrxe: witch

@junos-ocean-galaxy: loaf/skrunkly

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Anonymous asked:

Sorry I was abducted

Ummm yeah Im doing okay

(and yes it was a Gravity Falls reference muahaha)

Ah its fine lol

YESS GRAVITY FALLS!! I really wanna get the book of bill but I have to waitttt for like another month before I can T-T

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Anonymous asked:

yello

how u doin ?

Yello! could this be... a gravity falls reference? Or are you just saying yello lol, idk. I'm doing ok :] I had a good day, even tho half my friends are sick lol. What about you?

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Picrew tag game!- Create yourself now vs how you looked when you were a kid

I was tagged by @cutebisexualmess for this but the chain was too long so I'm restarting!

If only that little girl could see me now (she'd probably think I was cool tbh)

uhm tagging: @b3achfagz (ik you dont do tag games so u can just ignore this but i though u might find it cool) @cassiecryptic @viktheviking1 @depressedgremlinbitch @ramencat12 @inkyslimee @the-horrifying-digital-circus @patipati @cute--thing @musicalsiphonophore @tastetherainbow290 @disenchantedwarlock @bookishcatcafe and anyone else who sees this and thinks it looks cool!!

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merbear25

Oof I went with angsty.

A girl who was once bullied because during my time one of my physical qualities were considered "ugly" vs me now who doesn't give af what ppl think of me and became hot af on her own

id protect my younger self if I could go back in time tbh this is a great one thank you for tagging me in this!!

Little me hated standing out and embraced the emo lifestyle to hide away. Fast forward into my anime era and now I'm a color queen. Still a chicken. But also flashy.

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mewos-laptop

Wasn't tagged but I made one anywayyy

Open tags :P

ooh this looks fun!

i was honestly a really cute kid ^^ i'm still cute but in a different way lol

Ah, my child days, I miss them.. (I’m literally still a minor)

Why does this make me sad 🥹

I was so happy a few years ago

younger me was such a cutie patootie <3 @thishumanformislimiting @thoughtlescat @cceanvvaves

i don't like little me very much lol she was annoying & was just generally very boring & devoid of knowledge about social interaction. a "pleasure to have in class" type if you will

this is a fun concept for a picrew tho :D

my hair is slighty darker now, but dtill blond, i feel kike i dont look that different but people tell me i do

thx for the tag!

Younger me was so unaware of the abuse they were suffering under omg. It genuinely is astounding how naive I was

fun fact! i was blonde as a kid! im now mainly brunette but ginger in some light and blond ish in other

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hotteststar

she was literally so innocent and used to live in her world i miss her so much

they are me are actually quite similar i think we'd have a lot of fun talking about books together. I do want to give them a hug though and try and protect them from the world (also my eyes did not change in color that much but they were blue-er when i was a kid and are now hazel)

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ravenwordss
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Do yall remember that very brief period of time in 2019 when everyone was running around saying "save the turtles, skskskskss" with hydroflasks and scrunchies or was that just a really weird fever dream?

... a collective fever dream. It was a collective fever dream.

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