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Hey I'm Izzy! 24, She/Her, Bi, and part of many a fandom. Icon by the lovely designationshockwave and header by the wonderful seabassy18 ❤️
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tiny details that i did love about  tf5

  • tiny dinobots
  • how the baby dinobots just appeared with no explanation other than they’re here now 
  • The assumption that either the dinobots just had baby dinobots with them on lockdown’s ship, or they just frickitty fracked and all of them gay
  • cogman has been trying to calm his temper 
  • drift meditating…with swords…
  • hound’s appreciation for dramatic/loud entrances wherever he returns to base
  • crosshairs’ watches star wars (c3po knockoff)
  • the fact that cade is the dad of all these aliens and strays
  • bumblebee was a ruthless killer during ww2 and no one talks about it
  • the fact vivian may be bisexual considering she does not object or deny to her mom searching for women interested in women for her
  • cogman. Running.
  • all the autobots just have this hatred of the baby dinobots even though they literally did nothing wrong (ungrateful!)
  • crosshairs playfully teasing hound about being a “chunky autobot”
  • megatron has a flamethrower installed in his fusion cannon 
  • megatron throws two temper tantrums to get his way as always
  • cogman listens to ludacris
  • everyone hates daytrader 
  • barricade getting hit by a truck 
  • crosshairs wakes everyone up in the morning
  • the fact crosshairs is an early riser or refuses to recharge
  • prime stores things in his boobs
  • my/the assumption that the matrix is probably in optimus’ boob too
  • the fact the autobots got swindled out of lockdown’s ship by daytrader
  • hot rod’s “little lady”
  • crosshairs really, really likes optimus’ motivational speeches
  • quintessa probably slapped megatron too to give him her “mark”
  • there is more but im too tired to list it all
#transformers#tf5#tf: tlk#OKAY BUT RLLY THESE WERE THE HIGHLIGHTS OF THE MOVIE#THE TINY DETAILS. NOT THE PLOT. NOT THE NEW CONS (PERSONALLY THEY WERE STUPID)#BUT THESE LIL DETAILS OKAY
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Optimus Prime was the sole reason i went to see TLK and for whatever godforsaken reason he’s only in like 40-50% of the damn movie… but it was a damn good 40-50% like it’s hard to admit but where it lacked in quantity it made up in quality?? i mean… water pouring down his body?? dark Optimus?? chains?? subspace narnia boobs?? that gd strut after “I dare anyone to stop me”?? getting blindsided by a frickin submarine?? beat up by guardians?? “Did you forget who I am” ??? (!!!) backwards kicking Megatron through the damn wall?? bodyslamming into helicopters and falling debris to protect Cade and Viviane?? softly grabbing Viviane from the time bubble to save her?? CHECKITY CHECK CHECKMATE ✔ ✔ ✔ ✔ ✔

(and this is exactly why we TF fans have such a love-hate relationship)

#true#all of this#tf: tlk#tf5#optimus prime
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