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Hey I'm Izzy! 24, She/Her, Bi, and part of many a fandom. Icon by the lovely designationshockwave and header by the wonderful seabassy18 ❤️
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I love the idea of a timeloop but the whole story is told from the pov of the person not stuck in it. suddenly this random person they've never met before comes up to them and demands the craziest thing, seems to know them more intimately than anyone, appears to not have slept in months, and has the most peculiarly haunted look about them like they've faced death a hundred times over. bros go on an adventure. how does our protagonist respond to every sentence finished for them? to every wistful look their new companion casts their way? What about the mindless efficiency with which they avoid hidden dangers? Imagine the quiet atmosphere when the looper makes the protagonist's coffee exactly the way they like, without needing to be asked, and the protagonist finally gets it--"we've been here before, haven't we?" how often do they cry?

there's also huge comedic potential. oh? random guy you've never met runs up and kisses you on the mouth? the two of you embark on the weirdest conceivable journey to complete a litany of unthinkable tasks? you make it home in time for dinner and they somehow know your grandmother's secret meatloaf recipe by heart? you wake up the next morning to find the stranger (are they really a stranger anymore?) making you waffles in your kitchen?? the coffee is exactly how you like it????

This is LITERALLY the plot of detective beebo

You can play it here, it’s free (I do encourage people to donate if they can cus it’s amazing and the developer deserves it.)

It’s such a fun game, the humor and character writing is amazing.

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motziedapul

Hey everyone! This is my lovely friend Cyrus Nemati, who many of you may know as Theseus, Dionysus and Ares from the first Hades game.

He has spent the last couple years developing his very first indie game, Vampire Therapist, which plays with the many vampire character archetypes from across media.

It's been reviewing VERY well but it's not getting very many wishlists, so if you're interested in vampires, fantastic art and clever, funny, and thoughtful writing about vampire mental health, go wishlist it on Steam!

And listen, Cyrus may be too humble to leverage his colorful career as your favourite Hades hotboys, so I'm gonna do it for him 😌 GO SUPPORT FANTASTIC INDIE DEVS LIKE THIS ONE!

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byelacey

cyrus is a genuinely NICE DUDE and if you're a vampire enjoyer please check this out!!!

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I am a solo indie dev trying to overcome my anxiety and actually let people know my game exists. It is a cute physics based game where you are the level.

I love making this game with passion and I am so excited to share it with the world, but somehow I need to let the world know. Unfortunately the way steam works is the more wishlists the more visibility, so if you are interested it is super appreciated :)

Wishlist on steam or visit the website to find out more mightymarbles.com

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wario-land

I hate Nintendo Switch Online. I hate the lack of optimization. I hate the expensive subscription service. I hate the lack of games. I hate the limited time releases. I hate that it's never gonna have the level of content that the Wii virtual console had. I hate what capitalism has done to gaming.

This collection includes: All the GBA, GB and GBC games currently available on the Switch!!

+ And a few extra bonus!! Mostly from the same series'seses

They're all ready to be played in HD on PC. Just drag and drop the files on the included program

Target audience right here!! The joy of gaming and sharing it with others is the reason i post and i made this blog. Enjoy the Kirbyses very much, and do remember to support the official release whenever possible

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sprintingowl

This Discord Has Ghosts In It

It doesn’t get talked about enough, but This Discord Has Ghosts In It is a rad example of how you can adapt game design to your surroundings.

Basically, This Discord Has Ghosts In It is a digital larp. It’s Phasmophobia played by chat. Your group creates a discord server to function as a haunted house, then you all explore it, building new ‘rooms’ out of channels as you go.

Some players take the roles of ghosts, and are muted but can affect the environment in the haunted house.

Other players take the roles of explorers, and can talk, but the ghosts are all listening.

Discord wasn’t built to be gamified this way, but that doesn’t matter.

As long as you can guarantee consistent behavior from a thing, you can build mechanics off of it.

Anything in your environment can be turned into a game.

And in this particular case, it’s a really good one!

The mechanics lend themselves well to the kinds of pacing, limited communication, and untrustworthy setting that any good ghost story needs.

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upworthy

One of the most groundbreaking, critically acclaimed, and delightful video games of 2014 began in a highly unlikely place — Anchorage, Alaska.

It’s called “Never Alone” (or “Kisima Ingitchuna”). And it wasn’t developed by Nintendo, Electronic Arts, Ubisoft, or any of the other big game studios.

It was the brainchild of the Cook Inlet Tribal Council (CITC) — a nonprofit community support organization for Alaska Natives and their families.

It’s actually super fun, too. Please play it~♥

Oh man, I saw something about this a while ago, it looks really fun and cute!

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ladyyatexel

I bought this years ago - probably because of this post - and it includes a lot of traditional art and folklore inspiration as well as genuine educational bits. Your can choose to stop and learn about the cultural context of what you are doing and seeing along the way and the core story is based on beliefs they felt were most important. A really great experience, I might need to go back and do it again.

It’s fucking beautiful and fun and will also make you cry

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princesscas

Alright listen up fellow late 90′s and early 2000′s kids. Grew up with flash/shockwave browser games? 

Well Adobe is retiring flash in 2020 (rip) and this dude BlueMaxima has created a project to save online flash/shock/java/etc games and animation though a launcher software. HERE

There’s literally thousands of games that have been found and saved.

The internet is truly beautiful at times. 

A REMINDER AND A GODSEND

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Since Adobe is basically killing flash games/movies by discontinuing the plugin a team of freelancers creator what amounts to a flash game emulator and are working on archiving as many flash games as they can for preservation before the sites hosting them start going down.

They already have 6GB of games in the current release of the archive and the download is here for those that don’t want to click on the Discord server in the Reddit thread:

Moby blaster better be on there…

If it isn’t you can request it in the Discord server and provide a lead to help the people working on the archive track it down.

The dev that’s in the Reddit thread said they managed to track down an archive of some obscure game that isn’t been playable online for 11 years and get it patched up for the archive.

So nothing it out of bounds to ask for.

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etnoika

Wait what.

What’s happening with Flash?

Adobe is discontinuing the web plugin by 2020 and since it won’t be updated any longer many browsers are making plans to remove support for it.

So flash games are now at risk of facing a complete apocalypse and mass-extinction. This project is seeking to back-up and make playable on their own system as many as they can before the sites start going down. 

They will pry Pony Generator and Sonic Snake from my cold, dead hands

Go to the discord and suggest them if they aren’t already in the archive

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rocmegamanx

What is Adobe THINKING?!

They aren’t, apparently.

Since they’re basically making a boneheaded move that will kill an entire medium of online games by killing broswer-based flash,

SOMEONE SAVE THE SHOCKWAVE GAMES

It’s being worked on but there’s some weird quarks with how Shockwave works (like the engine being hard-coded to look for the projector in the default install location) that needs worked around somehow.

Holy shit this is gonna wipe out the dressup games I use as character creators

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project-tea

On the lookout for queer games with positive, calm, #ownvoices content?

Let’s be cutiebots and go on cute, queer dates in the robo-tea game series!

Some key features of these games are:

  • Queer Robot Characters
  • Gentle Story
  • No Bad Ends
  • 2nd Person Narrative with 3rd Person View
  • Designed as a Safe Space/Therapeutic game
  • Polyamory in MistenMinicups and 2ndServing
  • a secret note hidden in one of the main ui screens of each game!

My goal with these games (and many more) is to share sweet, romantic stories where you can feel safe. If you’d like to learn more about the concept, look here!

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kumagawa

This is actually really, really important to me. My little brother is 13 and he just got Overwatch. He’s played online games in the past such as Counter Strike, TF2, and others, and I ALWAYS worry about someone being mean to him. He’s really sensitive and takes people’s words to heart really easily. Please, before you get mad at someone in a game, consider that you might be playing with a child. In fact, don’t be mean to anyone in a game. Everyone has different learning levels and play styles, just take the time to relax and enjoy the game.

i never thought of this before shit

PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE OF OTHERS.

THEY ARE ALWAYS TRYING THEIR BEST.

also. chill. it is just a game.

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Okay, so. It’s late at night and I kinda wanna play a game with you all.

The one where a person says a word, and you have to make a new word by changing only one letter, I’ll start.

Pork.

Perk.

Pert.

Port.

Part.

Fart.

Farm.

Harm

Hard

Lard

Lark

Park

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johnnyjoe

Puck

Fuck

Funk

Dunk

Lunk

Sunk

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free-ottawe

Suns

Nuns

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cosmic-aria

Nubs

Nuts

Huts

Hats

Hate

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the-emo-duck

mate

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theaspiefox

Date

Dare

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kalikatze

Dire.

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thrakaboom

Dime

Lime.

mime

Mite

site

Kite

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megaphone334

Rite

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ari-zonia

Nite

nome

Home

Some

Same

Save

Dave

Dive

Hive

Five

Live

love

dove

Done

Dole

Mole

Male

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hhertzof

Make

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kaesaaurelia

Lake

Lane

Bane

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alykat120

Cone

care

Cart

Card

Cord

Lord

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