Transformers things you may have forgotten about

- Carbombia

- “Give me your face”

- the fact that Brains exists

- Starscream being voiced by Spongebob at one point

- That time Rattrap kicked Waspinator in the dick

- Spider nipples

- “GARBAGE!!!!”

- The fact that Wheelie was voiced by Spongebob at one point

- G1 Orion Pax being an actual fucking DWEEB

- The fact that there is a deleted scene in the G1 movie where Megatron is running around literally killing EVERY SINGLE AUTOBOT that were in the first two seasons

- Elita having the ability to FREEZE TIME

- G1 Wrek-Gar had a girlfriend and her name was literally just “Nancy”

- Those fucking Dr.Smoov videos oh my GOD

- The fact that Elita One, Chromnia, and Arcee were in the second Transformers movie

- Mudflap and Skids

- Cybertronians start off as children in Bayverse??? (although its kinda hard to tell for sure with all the plot holes those movies have)

- Those friggin Unsolved Mysteries videos

- That one time in G1 where Spike was turned into a transformer and had NO CHILL

- When you saw the trailer for Dark of the Moon for the first time you thought Sentinel Prime was Alpha Trion didn’t you?

- That??? Weird pet thing Megatron had in in Dark of the Moon???

- The Oreo commercial

- “SHUT UP GRANDMA”

- that time in G1 when Commander Cobra from GI Joe made a cameo

- that time in TFA where Bumblebee got his fucking feet sawed off and was shoved in a locker

- “Push, Punch, Press, Release!”

- That one commercial where Optimus Prime tries to order a whopper

- Orion Pax’s friend Dion

- “I AM PROFESSOR PRINCESS!”

- That fucking scene in G1 where Hound is massaging Spike’s back

- “I’m like a fat ballerina”

- Yeager program

- Not having to sell your house in order to afford a TFA figure

And last but not least:

-Megatron the perv