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The Termite Nest

@professional-termite

MIKETOSIS pfp courtesy of the epic cool awesome @teacup-captor | BANNER BY THE LOVELY @corvidovis GO CHECK EM OUT 💥💥💥 | sentient termite hive mind in the vague shape of a man | I AM VANDERBILT DRAWS IF YOU FOLLOW THAT BLOG I MAY FOLLOW YOU BACK | he/him/van/vans if you use they/them for me i will smite you
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all of my mutuals that i never talk to who are 911 fans are on opposite sides of some kind of ship war and its so interesting watching this happen knowing they would probably beat the shit out of each other if i put them in the same room

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i helped my manager make a tumblr last night and she asked "so, what do you do if one of your friends posts about something you don't know? do you...block the tag?"

and my response was "i mean. you can. but the posts will still be on your dash so like. you just kinda accept it. like, one of my friends is really into this game, it's called mouthwashing?"

"MOUTHWASHING? I LOVE THAT GAME"

me: oh okay then. well there you go.

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aAHEJDKFKFK like ok but whats ur managers blog she sounds cool 👁👁/j also sorry for filling ur dash with my miserable space ppl sometimes i forget my posts actually nd up on other ppls dashboards 😭😭

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*dressed as a big termite*

What's this? A big mirror?? No! It's your tumble mewtual Teacup Captor!!!! Trick or treat :3

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OB MY GOD I FORGOT TO ANSWER YOUR TRICO OR TREAT IM SO SORRY TAKE THIS BEEF WELLINGTON MADE BY GORDON RAMSAY HIMSELF AS AN APOLOGY

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I don't like beef 😭

DAMMIT UHHHH would you like this scary spider i found outside instead?

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