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*seductively* would you.. be interested in doing a unfunny bit with me sometime.. just the two of us..
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wake up! the loser virgin butch dyke and perverted blonde who gave you lobotomy are fighting over you!
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you sad little pervert
im happy big & sexually normal
eating an open wound like it's pussy
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the reason gideon doesn't have piercings...
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Beck, it's not even laundry day.
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you are like an empty tip jar
Ready to be filled!
BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!
hi gay
hi whore
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Ianthe Tridentarius the woman that you are.
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I’m cooking 🍳
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— The unknown book pages.
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have we ever raised the theory that kiriona gaia isn’t the saddest bitch because she’s a dead husk of gideon nav, but rather, she’s the saddest bitch because she saw ianthe tridentarius kiss her girl before she got to
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folllow up tower princes suggestion: corporate team building trip to the zoo and they hate their lives and each other and not even an exhibit of flamingos can help
fashionably late (over 1 year, WHOOPS!) but here ya go anon :)
could't figure out how to get Kiriona and Ianthe to a zoo with like, live animals lmao so they are wandering around the Mithraeum's taxidermy hall, which I've decided exists and was someone's sad hobby project. It goes exactly as well as expected. (1.3k words)
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lowkey is this how the tower princes are dressed
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is that a snake in your pants? because if not your dick is slithering away
Your packer just packed up and left.