Unsolicited Locked Tomb thoughts

[so horny my eyes are defocusing] maybe i ccould be your sword

bouncing on it in a way that honors the bond unbroken between necromancer and cavalier in acknowledgement of the equality granted to us by God

I'm going to assume this post is about a youthful adept and their sworn sword bouncing on a bed or trampoline or suchlike, celebrating their innocent joy in their bond, as surely no one on this website would promote such treachery to the ideals of the Necrolord Prime as to imply lewdness between a necromancer and their cavalier.

im such a babygirl judith truther. not sorry about it.

she wants to get dicked down to death and honestly? i do think it would fix her

words of a girl who wants to get crumpled like a soda can

oof

I want a relationship like this

The himbo energy here is impeccable

[Transcription: A well-dressed fancy lady and man stand facing each other in an old-fashioned movie*

Woman: “And now you want me to teach you jiu jitsu.”

Man: “If you don’t mind, Miss Plum.”

Plum, loud and excitedly: “IT’LL BE A PLEASURE.”

*She rips his tuxedo jacket off his shoulders, grips him aggressively, and yeets him over her shoulder in a jiu jitsu martial arts fashion*

Man: *Clasping her arms a few seconds later while she looks coyly at him* “Now, let me see. Um. Let me do it to you.”

*He appears very concentrated, the camera shifts to her soft smile and romantic music begins to play, accentuating a mood that he is NOT picking up on*

“Now, let me see first of all I, um,- I pull this down.” *He pulls her cardigan off her shoulders, her collarbone now exposed and she likes it that way, she looks very obviously at his lips, like this lady has absolutely zero chill*

“Now I do this!” *He jilts her shoulders into them so their faces are centimeters away, she looks like she would like to eat his face and he is still very concentrated but in a giddy boy way*

Him: “Then I hold you close!”

Plum: “Closer.”

Him, confuzzled: “I beg your pardon?”

Plum: “Closer!! Close as you can!” *She is mentally having sex already*

Him: “Oh, yes.” *He searches her eyes for direction*

Him: “Now what do I do?”

*Miss Plum is absolutely beaming*

Plum: “Don’t you know?”

*She wants him to do things to her and he stands there mouth agape. You can see his one braincell struggling visibly in his hollow brain as realization of the century is dangling in front of him. He’s about to realize and then*

Him: “Of course! Now I apply the leverage!” *And he yeets her on to the floor*

*The music swells and fades, telling the audience that this man’s one braincell has failed him. Himbo of the century.*

END.]

Reblogging for the trasncript.

i could be the most incompetent attack dog youve ever seen

ok…..

Finished piece for @warriornunsgirlfriend ! Thank you so much for Donating! You’ve been a joy to work with <3

Everybody please go check out @thelockedtombcfp if you are interested in custom commission art like this while also helping out a good cause!

Process under the cut

The difference between Judith Deuteros and Coronabeth Tridentarius is that Judith was rejected once as teenager and has obsessively overthought and overanalyzed every personal interaction ever since, while Corona has been rejected so often and for so long that she's stopped thinking about it altogether and has just started speedrunning it.

jodybeth for @thelockedtombcfp !!

I don't have a caption i just wanted to draw judith

i like how so many ship names in tlt are [person a's annoying nickname for person b] + [person a]

jodybeth. griddlehark. harryanthe. we looked at those characters being disgruntled about how annoying and stupid person a's name for them is, and we went "no yeah actually that works for you AND you should fuck her about it."

they would hate us.

A Patreon request of Coronabeth and Judith as Miss Piggy and Kermit. This one really got a laugh out of me, and it was fantastic to draw.

@thechekhov is a visionary. This is a masterpiece.

not in this life or any other

the jodybeth tarot i drew as a commission for sofi >:)

truth over solace in lies! [hits you with the most brutally honest assessment of your love life]

I had to cut some part or I would have had to draw like 15 pages.

I used Silver the hedgedog as a refernce from the smashing on the floor with the face panel

drawing corona in increasingly improbable bikinis in an attempt to coerce certain people to write a certain jodybeth au