Same anon , I asked and you delivered so thank you very much ! But now I am bound by Law to enquire... Your thoughts on 21th century , "literal fetus by undead standards" vampires ? (I personally think a Gen Z vamp yanking a Victorian era one by their lacy sleeve and proudly showing them how much humanity has advanced is Quality Content , or they could just bond over dark humour lmao)
A Victorian Vampire being taught how to work their smartphone but like a literal teenager of a Vampire is a very good thought, but also consider-
-Victorian Vampire, Boomer Vampire, and Gen Z Vanpire all live together.
-Boomer Vampire is picking up things like TV, phones, internet fairly okay
-the Victorian Vampire, however, jumps whenever they see the tv is on, and screams when the toaster pops
-Gen Z vampire tries a "vegan diet" using a spinach and brocoli blend to substitute for blood- for those veggies have high amounts of iron in them- and the Victorian Vampire just screams "tHATS NOT HOW IT W O R K S"
-Victorian Vampire is more magically inclined, turning into a bat or a wolf when need be. The Boomer Vampire finds no need for this. The Gen Z vampire worked out how to turn into a frog and makes tiktoks about it.
-"Dear, what the fuck is a ticky tocky" -boomer and victorian, both at the same time.
-Victorian Vampire makes like. Really nice cakes? Suprisingly? Gen Z vampire makes easy to bake food, and Boomer Vampire still didnt get the memo that microwave/instant food isnt cool or remarkable anymore
-"Hey I have a homework asignment on the cold war-" "thats not history that was like yesterday?" "No, no sir it is history"