Cat-Rescuing Coworker: Are you and Clio thinking about adopting another cat?
Me: Well, we're pretty content with two, and I don't know how well Jasmine would respond to a new cat in the house. Though Clio does miss having a lap cat...
Cat-Rescuing Coworker: *eyes light up* I can FIND you a lap cat!
Me: I've made a terrible mistake.