1 note = 1 inch added to my gecko

Update: she's currently the size of a pool table

Update: currently about the length of a 2 story building

Update: Nana is now the length of an NBA basketball court

Update: we are out of shed and Nana is now the height of the white house. She'd also like to announce that she's running for the United States presidency.

"It would be so easy, so easy to just go Carrie on the school. To give the trio their just desserts and make them regret what they had put me through..."

Gestation 1.1

i read her interlude recently oh dear

basically yea

Earth bet brockton bay university animal ethics board that argue about whether to give funding to projects to hire taylor hebert (rogue edition) to make the spiders sit still at the right angle under the microscope so no one has to put them in ethanol

He's literally me fr

How many times do you think he has to do this a day with how popular his game is

why do you think deltarune chapter 3 is taking so long...

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⍑╎╎╎ ⍑ᒷꖎꖎ𝙹 ⍑╎

oh ok

HELLO HAIII !!!!!

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ITS ALL GOOD ^_^ YAYYYYYY

scientist girls in their labs, witch girls in their cottages. both are oh so hard at work coming up with new types of beams to shoot at each other

they are sending their familiars and their lab assistants to fight each other in the forests and in the parking lots

They go to the bar afterwards 

not to worry mutuals, I’ve recruited a halfling to detect any and all spike traps on your dashboard, just make sure not to scroll too fast so he has time to find them

yeah okay ill reblog that

hot twink is tied up and penetrated

A Collection of Homoerotic Paintings of Saint Sebastian

Carlo Saraceni, c. 1610 /// Nicolas Regnier, c. 1620 /// Guido Reni, c. 1625 /// Louis Finson, c. 1613 /// Gerrit van Honthorst, c. 1623 /// François-Guillaume Ménageot, c. 1760 /// Guido Reni, c. 1615 /// Jose de Ribera, c. 1650

biology of a stapler

some more speculative staplings

I love how this photo demonstrates every single molecule of "how can you tell if a cat likes you"

I adore sproing whiskers of happiness.

One hand blogging the other strokin that thang 💯💯

That thang ‼️💯💯

most young queer people/progressives online can't understand the difference/nuance between fetishization and appreciation/attraction and when you tell them that some marginalized people actually feel represented and celebrated in kink art/kink spaces their brain short circuits. lol.

tbh