pesident babas extremely popular flagship policy, ECONOMY IS GOOD, is going to prove hard to beat

this is how it feels posting on here when your things leave your target audience

Oh wait this is a wife pissing joke isn't it my b go off

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

Just carry a purse…

But I told him I was masc :(

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My story and hope for survival😭

I am Israa Alwan, a young woman who once had big dreams and was ready to achieve them. After years of hard work and study, I finally received my degree in Early Childhood Education. It was an indescribable joy, knowing I was about to start my journey as a teacher, to help shape young minds and walk alongside them in their first steps toward knowledge.

But my dream didn’t last. The war came and turned my life upside down. My home, which was once a safe haven, is now rubble, and I am left with only a few belongings and a shattered bag of dreams. Now, I am without a home, a job, or any sense of security. I move from place to place with my family, searching for a shelter to protect our children and the sick from the cold winter and the scorching summer.

My brother Shadi, who has always been my strength and support, now bears the heavy responsibility of caring for our entire family, doing everything he can to protect us and provide us with the bare essentials, despite the harsh conditions😭😭😭

Today, I reach out to you, driven by a shared humanity, seeking your support to help us survive and find a way out of this life that was forced upon us.

Donation link

Happy birthday to AO3 🎂🎉

dril and xkcd are at opposite ends of a spectrum slowly working to collaboratively post about every possible topic

xkcd-coded response:

dril-coded response:

Tamamita bought all the 30s early because they knew the age of 30 would be in demand. Simple market planning.

some woman today who was making such a big fuss about buying glasses and them being pricey was telling me how her bitcoin is 80k today and then showed me how she has 300k in stocks…. I make 17.50 an hour ma’am

liberals like

romance with a fairy who only lives for a year so that youre with her her entire life and shes just a summer fling to you

the leaves will start to fall and you'll hold her in your hands and she'll look up at you and she'll be so happy. she'll be so happy she spent her summer with someone like you. she asks if you- you great, immense, ageless being- if you'll remember your time together. will you?

i love my followers

@simicfawn i felt more needed to see these

Some of us really need to be doing “Finish That Fanfic We Haven’t Updated in a Year November” 💀

Our collaboration with Zefa!

Uh oh, looks like the Fisher* has a secret admirer! Can the Grincher reel in his true love before it's too late? 💕🎣

(*default webfishing cat)

bored out of my mind I guess self-improvement is the only thing left to do

I have a severe case of wanting to do everything and ending up doing nothing