Please Hazbin animators – PLEASE get a person in your team who smokes or at least get some good references because I'm tired of Valentino having impossible holds on his cigarettes

Let me argue my headcanon about Valentino being intersex

This is the cecropia moth:

I'm not 100% certain that this is the moth Valentino is based on, but it's the closest match to his wing pattern that I could find.

The shape of the wings matches pretty well, plus we have the black and white lining of the wings and that the cecropia moth is a silk moth. Also, it's one of the few moths I could find that has red elements, and it's one of the largest moth species, which could explain Valentino's size. And, on the second picture is more clear – the antennas are pretty similar.

The cecropia moths also don't have a digestive system – they survive on the nutrients stored from when they were caterpillars. Once grown up, their only concern is to mate, which is pretty on brand for Val.

Now to the point – to find mates, the female moths release pheromones to attract the males. So, at the very least Valentino is producing female pheromones. Plus, in general, the females of a specie are the ones choosing their partners, and "he only sleeps with 10s and Vox", so he's pretty picky about who gets to be in his bed.

Do I think any of this is canon? Not one but. Valentino might as well just not be based on any actual specie and all that being a coincidence. But I still think it's pretty neat. Also, I think it would make sense on a character being so sex-centered to have both bits. It could be thematically read as his Hell curse – his design is so love centered that I'm 99.9999% certain the reasons of him being in Hell is sex related, even if you could argue that he got his drug smoke/saliva powers later down the line.

I'm trying to study but all I can think about is this song used for an animatic with Valentino in Daria Cohen's style and this idea will singlehandedly make me start animating again

How Valentino would give you a tongue piercing

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You're in Valentino's lap, facing him. One hand is grabbing at your ass and keeps you bouncing on his cock with the exact pace he wants. He manhandles you like you weight nothing, rhythm never faltering. Despite the position, he's still looming over you, his back hunched so he can take a closer look at your face. His other secondary hand is gripping your jaw tightly so you can't even think about turning your head.

The phenomenon of asexuals absolutely losing their shit over Valentino and being absolutely down bad for him needs to be studied, I need to know why this piece of shit of a character is making me question my sexuality

For research purposes - what piercing/tattoo do you think Alastor (human, modern times AU) would get? I need it for... reasons.

What if I fully embrace the cringe and write down all my little silly bedtime scenarios as a Val x Reader drabbles

Okay, but has anyone entertained the possibility of Valentino being absolutely shit at sex? Like, we all know what looks good for video doesn't usually feel good in reality, so what if he's so brainrotted with his career that he doesn't know how to do shit that actually feels good for the other party (on the rare case he actually cares about said other party). Also, he's so fucking tall I can't imagine 90% of positions would work with a sinner that's below 6 feet