champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends

im watching a speedrun of some dumb "backrooms" game and this tutorial tip it gives you is killing me

the youtube monsters they added to the backrooms watching me drink almond water

For those wondering why almond water, earlier stories about the backrooms mention an almond smell. Now a bunch of people who don't know how to do horror well seem to have jumped to the idea that this almond smell is some magic cure all almond water

It should be noted that an almond smell is a common sign of cyanide which flew over those people's heads

when u typo a tilde at the end of the sentence instead of an exclamation point and accidentally come off as a whore

Me: I have… ideas! By Jove! I must make it to the computer or a notebook post haste in order to create literature! So rarely does inspiration hit this quickly and clearly and I must take full advantage of it!

My body: *knocks on the door*

Me: What is it? I’m in stereotypical insane romantic Victorian writer mode.

My body: Well boss… it seems we’re overdue for a panic attack.

Me: Ah, beans. *falls into the family guy death pose*

I’m barely exaggerating, by the way.