sylph of doom

Marquis No. 13

from this post^ tried to reblog but it didnt work :/

bat filet crochet (chart)

Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.

"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.🏎

Car dependency is so deeply engrained in the United States that we don’t dare to imagine rolling a z-scale Amtrak ALC-42 over them titties. Choo. 🚊

give it up for another 70 years of goo

This plush bird was sealed within the frozen barrows of Pazyryk, Siberia, for more than two millennia, where a unique microclimate enabled it to be preserved. The permafrost ice lense formation that runs below the barrows provided an insulating layer, preventing the soil from heating during the summer and allowing it to quickly freeze during the winter; these conditions produced a separate microclimate within the stone walls of the barrows themselves, thereby aiding in the preservation of the artifacts inside.

This is just one of the many well-preserved artifacts that have been found at Pazyryk. These artifacts are attributed to the Scythian/Altaic cultures.

Currently housed at the Hermitage Museum.

I ended up on r/ADHDparenting (a subreddit about parenting kids with ADHD, not about being a parent with ADHD) and Jesus fuck.

Imagine how much r/childfree hates kids, but the only people allowed to post in this sub are parents.

"My kindergartener asks me a ton of questions every morning i wish i could give her her meds while she was still asleep so that she would shut the fuck up by the time she's awake"

"My 4-9 year old child is the most annoying person in the planet and I can't wait until he's old enough for a prescription because if he stays like this I'm just going to keep hating him."

"If he's too young for vyvanse start him on caffeine but no sugar! Half a can of diet cola with breakfast should be a good place to start."

"I started giving my kid her meds before she gets out of bed so that they kick in by breakfast time and I don't have to deal with her constant fidgeting and incessant talking."

Look I do understand the need to vent but an entire subreddit that seems to confirm the worst things that kids with ADHD think of themselves (my parents hate me, I'm too annoying to love, nobody will like me if I don't shut myself down, everyone thinks I'm loud and stupid and they laugh about me behind my back, my mom wishes i was like my brother, if they could flip a switch to make me into someone else they would, they would rather have any child but me, anybody would rather have any child but me) seems fucking ghastly. THIS is the kind of shit you put in a private discord server, c'mon.

Absolutely the fuck not.

Like, it's super important to me, a person with emotional dysregulation as a result of my ADHD *and* an overabundance of scrupulosity that leads to massive guilt spirals, to accept that yes I will have horrible nasty thoughts that not only form but also occasionally become fixations but *having* those thoughts and even ruminating on those thoughts is not a shitty thing, *ACTING* on those thoughts is the shitty thing.

That's why having a private space to safely vent (private discord server, conversation with a good friend, therapist's office) is perfectly fine and in fact can be extremely healthy (sometimes you can stop ruminating on your horrible thoughts once you articulate them to a more regulated human being who can help you to chill out by simply recognizing that you are upset and letting you feel your feelings in order to process them).

Trying to choke down all your negative thoughts before they form is just entirely too calvinist to be functional. Thought crime isn't real, expressing upsetting thoughts in a controlled environment isn't harmful, and you're not a bad person for thinking bad things.

Hope this helps!

Anomalocaris katsu curry

rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild

highlights of the responses:

Knitting, 2021 - by Joseph Ford, English

this is one of a [series] and they're all fantastic

joseph ford is the photographer and the knitter who made the pieces is nina dodd (ninadoddknits.com)

anxiety has you googling shit like can I check books out at the library

kittenheavenpov on tiktok

kitty sounds!!!!

😭😭😭 mama calling them all in and then going to find the one that fell behind and then another baby panicking and screaming because she can't see mommy and mama calling her and the baby rushing over with obvious enormous relief oh god I am CRYING

I want an entire streaming service of nothing but this!