Y'all gonna hate me for this
In some of the countries where St. Nicholas' day is celebrated on 6th Dec, Santa is accompanied by the evil Krampus when he visits you. If you were good, Santa gives you sweets 🙄, BUT if you were naughty, the Krampus gives you a whip made of sticks roped together 😏
and OH GOD, not me imagining Syverson dressed as Santa (beard spraypainted white) and August dressed as Krampus, the two of them fucking around on your roof shitfaced drunk, arguing who will climb in your chimney first and yes, it's a euphemism. 😏
They are throwing snowballs at each other and empty beer cans at the neighbours' kitchy christmas lawn decorations meanwhile bellowing like the inconsiderate fucks they are being.
You bet your ass someone calls the cops. OF FUCKING COURSE the officer on patrol duty is...
Sy: HEY WALT, IF YA HEARD OF ELF ON THE SHELF, GET READY FOR SANTA CLAUS WITHOUT ANY OF HIS CLOTHES
*starts strippin' down up on the snowy roof*
Walter: Sy, for fuck's sake!
August: Hey Sy, if you've heard of elf of the shelf, get ready for a little Krampus in her uterus. 😏
Walter: oh god
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