princessmisery666 reblogged
I have a story for you. “Two nuns are riding their bikes down the back streets of Rome. One says breathlessly, “I’ve never come this way before!” to which the other replies, “It’s the cobblestones.”
I always feel like a creep liking/sharing someone’s asks/replies but fuck me @justcallmeasmodeus I’m literally cackling, can’t catch my breath, snorting, tears streaming down my face at this. Thank you!!