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I’m sorry Bagman, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of the person who was actually chosen to go on the mission
Audio credit: amourauds on tiktok
Lmao the caption 😎
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Phoenix: Why do you put up with Hangman? Coyote: Oh, um, you know. Because we're friends. Phoenix: Why? Coyote: Wow, you ask really hard questions. Look, I know he can be aggravating, but you have to remember he's not doing it on purpose. It's just how he is. Oh, but he's also loyal and trustworthy, and we have fun together. Phoenix: You know you're describing a dog. Coyote: He did bite me once. But in his defense, I came up behind him while he was eating. Phoenix: They hate that.
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i have never heard so flirty a hey in my life. they fucked and i will die on that hill.
100% agree. I’ve said this since it first came out!!
Ok I’ve never thought this bc to me they are both dripping in disdain BUT now I’m thinking of the hate fuck i never knew I needed
They totally fucked. Maybe it went sour. Maybe it didn’t. Maybe they had to pick sides, Rooster or Hangman, and that’s where the disdain stems from?! Maybe they fucked and had to keep it a secret. Either way, they fucked.
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i have never heard so flirty a hey in my life. they fucked and i will die on that hill.
100% agree. I’ve said this since it first came out!!
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Omg it’s actually happening hopefully we get all of are favorite members of the dagger squad back along with I hope we get slider in this one
I’m so freaking excited!!!
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I would do anything-
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I'm back!
Personally I like the idea of Phoenix and Coyote being a couple/having some history!
What are your thoughts on that?
YES! With her "Hey, Coyote." and his little "Hey." there is NO WAY they don't have something.
I talked about this here but basically, my HC is that they have been FWB since the first time they were at Top Gun together. There has never been anything romantic between them, they just like each other and dating is hard when you are constantly moving around for work. So they hook up whenever they are in the same place (including a few times while preparing for the Dagger mission).
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Petition for them to rerelease Top Gun Maverick in June so we can all relive Top Gun Summer again properly then way god intended (with Danger Zone blasting from the speakers and the beach scene on in 4K HD on a 70 foot screen).
Where do I sign the petition?!
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The Sun Queen ft Natasha Phoenix Trace
Wow this is beautiful and so fitting for the Queen Trace 💜
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🏴☠️ 🎶 “Drink up me hearties, yo ho.” 🎶 🏴☠️
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his grace, jacob seresin, duke of hereford (lady maverick’s society papers, pt. 1)
“Lord Jacob Seresin, Duke of Hereford, late of His Majesty’s Navy is making his return to society. As Duke he must marry, but who will be the lucky diamond to catch his eye?”
Lord Jacob Seresin, Duke of Hereford, was never meant to be a Duke - that role was left to be filled by his third cousin, Lord Andrew Seresin. Lord Andrew, however, had no legitimate heirs - deciding instead to while away the time with his newest mistress of the week and neglecting the management of his land and tenants - which left Jacob to be Duke, as his father had passed on years earlier.
A Navy man through and through, Jacob (the former Lieutenant Jacob Seresin) had to abandon his post in order to take up this new one. Upon his return, he’s brought face-to-face with his childhood friend, Lady Natasha Trace, whose family recently experienced a painful fall from grace. Lady Natasha may no longer be a diamond to the Ton, but she’s becoming more important to Jacob with every passing day she’s in his presence. Will he follow the rules of the Ton and marry for status or follow the rules of his heart and marry for love?
(FINALLY, after months of talking about a Regency!AU, I’m finally starting to post it! This won’t be a fully-fleshed series, but more akin to the kinds of summaries/blurbs you might find on the back of an historical romance novel. Grab a hold of your cravats, friends - it’s gonna be a wild ride!)
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Beep (Drabble)
Warnings: mention of plane crash, injury, language.
A/N: not beta'd. Found it in my WIPs, was originally going to be for @callsign-phoenix challenge but I could never get to the part with the prompt so it is what it is.
W/C: 400
The incessant beeping drives Jake slightly crazy. He doesn’t know why he needs the heart monitor now. He’s out of the woods, at least that’s what the doctors claim. The thrum of his heartbeat just reminds him that the road to recovery is going to be long and hard. Each beep is a representation of each step he’s going to need to take to get his ass back in the air.
He’s fine. Really. He’s fine. A busted kneecap (that required surgery), a couple broken ribs, a bad concussion, superficial cuts and bruises. It could have been worse. But just to rub salt in his wound he wasn’t taken out by an enemy aircraft, malfunctioning equipment or his own ego - which he knows will cost him one day. But not today. Nope. A bird.
A fucking bird brought Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin to his knees.
Phoenix further saved his ass and managed to get out of his way before he made friends with her canopy but he still clipped her wing and the rest is a spinning blur before he woke up in the hospital.
The Dagger Team takes turns visiting him. But Phoenix and Bob have visited him every day, each spending a few hours with him; playing cards or watching movies - including a few chick-flicks that Phoenix has sworn to never reveal he actually enjoyed.
Beep. Beep. Beep.
He growls and turns the volume up on the tv. It’s Friday night, he should be shooting pool with Coyote at the Hard Deck not watching Friends reruns.
The door opens and he’s surprised to see Coyote, Phoenix, Bob and Rooster pile into the room. They’re all in their civilian clothes so he assumes its a drive-by on their way to the Hard Deck. But they all look suspiciously smug.
“Please tell me you're busting me out of here?” he asks, a swell of hope filling his chest. He doesn’t even care if he has to go in a wheelchair, he just needs the bleeping beeping to stop.
“We’re not,” Natasha says. “We’re here to bust your balls.”
His brow creases and he sees the delight they all take in his confusion. “You’re right to be confused,” Bradley elaborates.
“As we all were,” Bob offers.
Javy adds, “so confused and personally, a little hurt.”
“What did I do now?” he asks, rolling his eyes at their theatrics.
As if practised they chorus; “You’re married!”
“Fuck!”
BeepBeepBeepBeepBeep.
Master Lists: Top Gun Maverick // All The Fandoms
Didn't have time to tag earlier so here it is (sorry if you've already seen this.)
Take to the skies - Top Gun: @alluringshawn / @b3autyfuldisast3r / @cowboybarbie / @evansrogerskitten / @writercole / @bradshaw-fanclub / @sfreeborn / @w0nderw0mansw0rld / @justagirlinafandomworld / @babyice1274 / @chavivaelisheva / @bespinnn / @domerpalmer / @spidey-d00d / @dempy / @seasonswinter / @my-soulmate-is-mycroft / @hazelgirl355 / @doctor-warthrop / @18crazybutcutealsopsycho / @redbarn1995 / @blue-aconite / @butaneandthebeast / @shanimaillina87 / @alexxavicry / @xoxabs88xox
Beep (Drabble)
Warnings: mention of plane crash, injury, language.
A/N: not beta'd. Found it in my WIPs, was originally going to be for @callsign-phoenix challenge but I could never get to the part with the prompt so it is what it is.
W/C: 400
The incessant beeping drives Jake slightly crazy. He doesn’t know why he needs the heart monitor now. He’s out of the woods, at least that’s what the doctors claim. The thrum of his heartbeat just reminds him that the road to recovery is going to be long and hard. Each beep is a representation of each step he’s going to need to take to get his ass back in the air.
He’s fine. Really. He’s fine. A busted kneecap (that required surgery), a couple broken ribs, a bad concussion, superficial cuts and bruises. It could have been worse. But just to rub salt in his wound he wasn’t taken out by an enemy aircraft, malfunctioning equipment or his own ego - which he knows will cost him one day. But not today. Nope. A bird.
A fucking bird brought Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin to his knees.
Phoenix further saved his ass and managed to get out of his way before he made friends with her canopy but he still clipped her wing and the rest is a spinning blur before he woke up in the hospital.
The Dagger Team takes turns visiting him. But Phoenix and Bob have visited him every day, each spending a few hours with him; playing cards or watching movies - including a few chick-flicks that Phoenix has sworn to never reveal he actually enjoyed.
Beep. Beep. Beep.
He growls and turns the volume up on the tv. It’s Friday night, he should be shooting pool with Coyote at the Hard Deck not watching Friends reruns.
The door opens and he’s surprised to see Coyote, Phoenix, Bob and Rooster pile into the room. They’re all in their civilian clothes so he assumes its a drive-by on their way to the Hard Deck. But they all look suspiciously smug.
“Please tell me you're busting me out of here?” he asks, a swell of hope filling his chest. He doesn’t even care if he has to go in a wheelchair, he just needs the bleeping beeping to stop.
“We’re not,” Natasha says. “We’re here to bust your balls.”
His brow creases and he sees the delight they all take in his confusion. “You’re right to be confused,” Bradley elaborates.
“As we all were,” Bob offers.
Javy adds, “so confused and personally, a little hurt.”
“What did I do now?” he asks, rolling his eyes at their theatrics.
As if practised they chorus; “You’re married!”
“Fuck!”
BeepBeepBeepBeepBeep.
Master Lists: Top Gun Maverick // All The Fandoms
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For kuwtp
Have you heard the story about “losing that loving feeling” move from maverick
carl has many pictures, and bob is blushing in all of them
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Dose captain dad talk to ice? Do y’all know their past?
carl makes cookies for mav on ice's birthday every year; they were ice's favorite
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Phoenix: Can you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Rooster: *crouches down*
Coyote: *gets on knees*
Hangman: *lies on the floor*
Phoenix: ...
Phoenix: I hope you all die
She’d punch every one of them 🤣
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Why? 🤣😂🤣
NOW THIS. this is the fan art i wanna see. poor Hangman is about to he his ass beaten but he kinda deserves it. i love him though so ass beating in a loving way
Jake better ruuuuuuuuun 😂