ABC's of Sex with Jared Padalecki
Summary: headcanon style work of different parts of sex.
warnings: nsfw, lots of sex talk, just read the title for Pete's sake.
a/n: not a gender specific fic, could be for anyone and everyone.
A= aftercare
(what he's like after the act)
Jared is definitely super caring. He already has some water, a snack of some sorts, and something to clean you up with prepared for you. He tells you how good you were for him and how much he loves you. If he was rougher with you, he has some cream or lotion to soothe anything hurting or stinging.
B=Body Part
(His favorite body part of yours)
Your ass and thighs. He loves sneaking behind you to slap or grab your ass. He always has a hand on your thigh. In the car, at dinner, anywhere and everywhere he possibly can.
C=Cum
(what he's like when he cums)
He holds tight on to you, and he'd be very vocal as well. Letting you know how good it feels, even if it's not with words. He moves through the whole orgasm until he can't keep moving. He's out of breath and panting into you while whispering praises before finally collapsing beside you. No matter how worn out you are, he makes you choose where you want him to cum. He loves coming in you so he can fuck it deeper into you. Coming on you is a sight to see though. He also loves it when you swallow him down like a thirsty whore.
D=Dirty Secret
(Something he hid from you until you found it out yourself)
His size kink. He loves how even if he dates someone taller than average, he still towers over them. He loves he can manhandle them the way he wants. How small they feel beneath him when he's fucking them.
E=Experience
While Jared hasn't slept with a ton of people, he definitely knows what he's doing. He loves learning and makes mental notes if he finds a new spot that brings you pleasure so he can use them against you the next time you guys do it.
F=Favorite Position
Jared says he doesn't have a preference, he loves any position as long as you're both fucking, but he loves missionary and the different varients of it. Putting your legs on his shoulders, seeing how far you can stretch them out. He loves watching your face as you fall apart, knowing only he can bring you to such pleasure. Some other strong contenders are doggystyle, and spooning.
G=Goofy
(is he goofy or does he keep it more serious?)
As much as a goofball Jared is outside of the bedroom, he keeps it pretty serious while you're actually doing it, though he may crack some jokes after the deed.
H=Hair
(does the carpet match the drapes?)
I mean, look at him. He definitely has hair down there and while he doesn't keep it bare, he does keep it trimmed and neat.
I=Intamacy
Jared loves the intamacy you both share. Not just in the bedroom, but out of it as well. You both feel like you can be honest to each without fear of judgement or humiliation. He talks to you about anything and everything. It took you awhile to warm up to, but you quickly came to love it once you did. You love hearing about his day and he loves hearing about yours. Though, his favorite intimate moments are shared in the silence of your guy's bedroom. The silent caresses and looks of gratitude and love for each other.
J=Jack Off
Jared is a horndog. If you're gone for more than a day or two, he's itching to find relief. Sometimes you'll call or text while getting yourselves off, but if you're both too busy, he turns to his hand. He keeps some photos of you for inspiration and studies them closely as he bucks into his hand. It's not near as good as the real thing, but it gets the job done. Though one time you were gone, he wasn't able to jack off once; when you got home, he was so sexually frustrated he was grumpy about it. You secretly found it hilarious, but you didn't say anything because you were just as frustrated. You both had a long night to let all the frustrations out.
K=Kink(s)
Jared didn't really think himself as a kinky person until he met you. He was always willing to experiment, but nothing brought out his kinky side unlike seeing you spread out for him calling him "Sir." He soon realized exactly how kinky he could get. He loved dominance and lots of other things that came with it. He loves marking you, showing everyone your his. Whether it be hickies, bit marks, red handprints on your ass from spankings. Having his hairpulled is another one. The bit of pain urges him on. He's honestly a bit of a masochist as he also loves the scratch of your nails down his back. He loves seeing them the next day, reminding him of the pleasure he gave you. Bondage also gets his gears going. Having you at his mercy is a beautiful sight. Lastly, and he would never admit this, he has a slight exhibition kink. Being in the spotlight for quite some bit probably contributed to that a bit. The thought of him fucking you somewhere you guys shouldn't be and the possibility of you both getting caught gets his adrenaline going.
L=Location
You both have done it so many different places, it's hard to choose. Though some places he doesn't really like doing it is in the car and in the shower. His stature can make it uncomfortable, but he sure as hell won't say no to either.
M=Motivation
Seeing you in his clothes. Anytime you walk out in something of his, especially when you're wearing little to nothing under it, it's an immediate boner. Fuck fancy lingerie or anything like that. Fucking you in one of his button ups or hoodies that's way too big for you is so much hotter to him. (Though he loves the lingerie as well, you look sexy in anything to him)
N=NO
(off limits and turn offs)
Jared is very experimental, but anything like shat kinks, hard age play, hard pet play, is a no. He doesn't mind being called Daddy (though he personally prefers Sir) and he'll occasionally call you puppy or kitten, but anything past that makes him uncomfortable. As for turn offs, rudeness. He hates it when people are rude for no reason. He's an understanding person, but if it's just uncalled for, it's an immediate turn off.
O=Oral
(does he prefer giving or receiving?)
He loves both. He loves making you squirm using his mouth. How you tug on his hair in a desperate attempt to get him closer and when you come. The sounds you make. It gets him so hard. Then, when you return the favor and suck him off until he physically pulls you off his dick, giving him doe eyes as he cums down your throat. Fuck, both are so hot and he doesn't think he could ever choose.
P=Pace
(how fast, slow, rough, or gentle he is)
Jared is honestly a wildcard. Some days he's pounding into you fast and rough like it's the last time he ever will, and other times he's slower, gentler, caressing your face, telling you how much he loves you. He put his forehead to yours, kissing you soft but deep. Either way he gives you earthshattering orgasms that have you calling his name.
Q=Quickie
(how does he feel about quickies opposed to making it last)
While he much prefers drawing everything out, having you desperate and writhing on the bed, you've both shared a number of quickies in hotel rooms before he had to leave for a convention, bathrooms at a friend's house or at a party of some sorts. How you guys haven't gotten caught (by anyone other than Jensen and Misha that one time) is a true mystery.
R=Risk
(is he willing to take risks or experiment?)
Absolutely. He loves bringing you to pleasure, so if you even mention something you wanna try, he's racing you to the bed. If it doesn't work out they way you want it, you both talk it over. See if it was a mistake or misunderstanding from either of you, or if it's just not for you guys. You guys use the stoplight system (red means stop, yellow means slow down, green means keep going) for everything, but especially when trying new things.
S=Stanima
(How long can he go for?)
Jared is a marathon runner. He knows exactly how to make it last until you physically can't take it anymore. He can make you cum until you lose count and become a blubbering mess. Hell, before he hit his 30's, he was able to cum a few times before he had to stop. Even now he can occasionally cum twice before he's done.
T=Toys
(does he have any for you or himself?)
Definitely. He doesn't have as many for himself, just 2 cockrings (a normal one and a vibrating one) and a fleshlight that he doesn't really use now that he has you. Though, for you he loves finding different toys that enhance your sex life. Hell, he has a drawer deticated to different sex toys for you. It's mostly different types of vibrators, but there's some blindfolds, handcuffs, ropes, etc. But his favorite toy for you is a fucking machine he got for a surprise. The dildo is a copy of his own dick. He loves tying you up and letting it go to town while he jacks off in front of you. It gets you begging for him to actually fuck you and it's a bit of an ego boost for himself that you prefer him over it.
U=Unfair
(how much does he tease?)
Jared is so unfair. He is constantly teasing you anyway he can. He'll come up and grind into the back of you before walking off like nothing happened. Though, you do the same thing right back to him. You'll bend over in front of him and "accidentally" brush your ass against his dick, then walk away. You both get each other so desperate before you've even gotten to the bed. You're already begging for him to fuck you, but he plays it out a bit longe, wanting you desperate, squirming, and begging for him.
V=Volume
Jared used to be more quiet and shy during sex, not letting much sound out due to embarrassment. One night changed it all when you squirted on his cock while he was moaning, growling, grunting amd dirty talking in your ear while pounding into you. The noises he made turned you on so much, and now he uses them against you. Letting them out, especially when he's giving you head and you can feel the vibrations.
W=Wild Card
The blindfold blocked your sight as Jared stalked around you. All of your senses were heightened now that one had been taken away. The ropes that bound yours hands to the headboard gave you the slightest hint of pain, keeping you alert. the floors creaked under Jared’s weight as he walked around the bed, making sure everything was perfect.
"Begging already? We've barely even started, love," he chuckled. His hand brushed over your stomach then down over your thighs. You pressed them together, trying to get some sort of friction.
"Be good and maybe you'll get what you want, little one," He smirked.
X=X-ray
(what's going on down there?)
Jared is big. Like big big. Like porn big. Long and thick. He was nervous during his first time with you, worried he would hurt you. It was moments like those that lead to you falling in love with him. How even in moments he could use to boost his own ego, he used to help, and take care of you (or others).
Y=Yearning
(how high is his sex drive?)
Jared, even now, is a horndog. He's almost always up for a round. Jensen and Misha quickly caught on to how much you guys actually fuck and endlessly tease you both for it.
"Fucking rabbits. Both of you," Jensen would say.
"Just wait till you hit your fourties," Misha would mumble.
You both would blush and laugh.
Z=Zzz
(how fast he falls asleep after.)
Jared doesn't immediately fall asleep, in fact, he can do other things after as long as he rests for a bit. He'll make sure you're cleaned up then sit and cuddle you for awhile before falling asleep. If he doesn't plan on sleeping, he'll sit and cuddle you in a comfortable silence for awhile, sharing soft, lazy kisses every once in awhile until he's re-energized.
