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I can’t wait till this is on my dash again on December 24th tbh.
I got the “cabbagewank” bit from my niece 😂
OMG she’s as awesome as her aunt then 😜🤩
I literally had tears streaming down my face and ended up having a coughing fit from laughing 😂
I needed something light hearted to watch so started Brooklyn Nine-Nine. I’m hooked and Gina is my spirit animal!!! @chelsanity #Brooklyn99 #BrooklynNineNine #Comedy #Hilarious #Funny https://www.instagram.com/p/B_NyYjnA6y-/?igshid=1e22i5k6ch9ig
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Flop: A Bucky Barnes Drabble
Written for @negans-lucille-tblr as part of her 4K Foreplay Challenge
Prompt: Getting Tied Up
Characters: Bucky Barnes x Reader
Warnings: Google required for at least one word. Heightened unreachable expectations.
Word Count: 685
*Ring, Ring*
You sit, twirling your hair around your index finger, listening as the phone line echoe that familiar tone into your ear. Until…
“Hey babe”
How you love to hear his voice, especially after the day you have had. You feel the heavy load of the day release from your body. The dam holding in your tension finally bursts it floods out of you like snot from a baby with a cold. Endless, gloopy strings of tension metaphorically gushing all around you, splattering all over the keyboard and your work branded post-it notes. All that is left in that moment is calm. Calm and his voice. His gritty grumble of a sex God voice.
@4point7 actual tears leaked from my eyes !! That whole last paragraph is fucking golden!! Finger guns and clicking of heels 👌🏻 🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣
Though to be fair this “divine angles of his face” is a pretty accurate description for Bucky 🤓
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I have a story for you. “Two nuns are riding their bikes down the back streets of Rome. One says breathlessly, “I’ve never come this way before!” to which the other replies, “It’s the cobblestones.”
I always feel like a creep liking/sharing someone’s asks/replies but fuck me @justcallmeasmodeus I’m literally cackling, can’t catch my breath, snorting, tears streaming down my face at this. Thank you!!