Call 911
Summary: Harley and Ivy fucked up.
Squares: Crack @anyfandomfluffbingo // AN makes up 1/3 of the fic @howbadcanitbebingo Words: 415 Pairing: Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy
A/N: The header is a screenshot from the old harley quinn tv shows. This came about after Missy shared a post on Facebook with incorrect, but hilarious, CPR instructions. It should go without saying that these instructions depicted are NOT the correct steps to take to perform a life-saving procedure like cardiopulmonary resuscitation. You should try to attend a Heart Starter course put forth by the American Heart Association just to have the knowledge but in a pinch, you should call 911 or youtube that shit. Youtube has like a tutorial on everything. I should also apologize for any errors in spelling and grammar. The Taco Bell I had for lunch made me forget elementary school language arts, which back in my day was called English The mountain dew I had with it forced me to write soething as it held a cannon filled with sugar and caffeine to my head. At some point I should file a complaint against those two companies working together But what if it was all a conspiracy to get me to write this and encourage others to get cpr certified? Do you think that’s possible? I mean i don’t think my following is that large but maybe that’s why. It wouldn’t be asexpected. I could probably keep rambling about things to lengthen this author’s note for @howbadcanitbebingo but I’m sure you’re tired of reading my random shit. Oh, sorry, stuff. Anyway, here’s two idiots trying to perform CPR.
Cole! This is exactly the bat-shit crazy funny read I needed after a shitty morning. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I would like to thank Taco Bell and Mountain Dew for collaborating on this fic with @writercole
