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In a timeline where Civil War didn't end in divorce and everyone lives in the compound:

Steve, walking into the living room: Don't worry Buck I think you'll really fit in around here. Everyone is super nice

Peter: Oh my god you're living here too?! Can I please look at your arm? Please please please please please-

Bucky: *turns around and leaves*

-

Clint: So... wanna test if your spider-sense defeats my perfect aim?

Peter: Oh my god do I ever

Tony & Steve: NO.

-

Peter: Hi. Big fan. Y'know we're like a spider duo. Crime fighting spiders. Arachnid pals

Natasha, staring blankly:

Peter: Web friends? SPY-ders?

Natasha:

Peter: Spinneret associates?

Natasha: Leave.

Peter: Yes okay sorry ma'am

-

During a meal:

Bucky: *glaring at Sam*

Sam: Ay Rogers come get your dog

Steve: Bucky, leave it

Bucky: *glares down at soup instead*

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Peter: Mr. Rogers could you help me with my homework?

Tony: What the hell kid, I'm right here

Bruce: I have... so many degrees

Steve: Hey I know a thing or two myself. Sure Queens, what do you got?

Peter: Great! I'm just gonna ask some questions for my essay. What would you say the role of war propaganda was in your decision to enroll in the military? Was being poor a factor? Actually, how was the Great Depression for you?

Steve: Less depressing than this conversation.

-

Steve: Take a jacket, it's chilly

Wanda: Okay thanks dad

Steve:

Wanda:

Peter: Ha! That's so embarrassing, it's like calling your teacher dad

Wanda: Shut up Peter, you call Tony dad all the time

Peter: Yeah but I do it on purpose so it's not embarrassing. I'm very open about my daddy issues

-

Tony: I wanna punch you in your perfect teeth

Steve:

Tony: Looking at me with your angelic blue eyes, like a freak

Steve:

Tony: Stupid Dorito ass build. Making me wanna take a bite

Steve: I feel harassed but I'm not sure what kind

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Natasha: Hey bird brain!

Clint and Sam both turn:

Natasha: Hm, that's a problem. You have thirty seconds to decide who gets bird brain. The other will be feather head

Clint and Sam: *start arguing*

Tony: I can't believe they're fighting to be called an insult

Steve: She has that effect on people

Peter: Aw man, I wish the Black Widow gave me a nickname :(

-

Peter: Hey old man

Bucky:

Peter: I'M SO SORRY SIR MR. WILSON MADE ME DO IT PLEASE DONT KILL ME

Sam: *cackling in the background*

Bucky: *stands up and turns to Sam*

Sam: Oh shit- kid you're not getting the money if you're gonna snitch!

Peter: That's okay, I'd like to think my life is worth more than twenty bucks

-

Bucky: I need your... help

Tony: Sure, what's up?

Bucky: *glances back at Steve who stands in the doorway and nods approvingly*

Bucky: Arm.

Tony: Ok... this conversation is killing you isn't it?

Bucky:

Tony: Say please

Bucky: Nope can't do it-

Steve: Do I need to get out the get-along shirt?

*Bucky and Tony share a look of alarm*

Bucky: Please fix my arm

Tony: Yep of course no problem buddy

-

Read Part 2 and Part 3

Hahaha 🤣

Peter just wants everyone to like him 😜

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kind-wolf

My Top 3 comfort characters emotional support bastards

Thanks for the tag @dreamlandcreations but...

😄

Nah...ok here we go:

1. Richie Gecko

2. Alfie Solomons

3. Mad Sweeney

If you wanna do that as well (no pressure)

Oh I'm with you. Picking just three is hard. Let's see.

1. Klaus Mikaelson

2. The Darkling

3. Ransom Drysdale

No pressure tags: @xxwritemeastoryxx @mrs-maximoff-kenner and anyone who wants to do it.

Wow. Okay, only 3? 🫣

1. Natasha Romanoff

2. Hope Mikaelson

3. Ace

Tags if you wanna! 😊 @auroracalisto @firefly-in-darkness @ghost-in-theory @hellotvshowtrash and anyone else who comes across this and wants to play!

Only 3…😱

1. Sam Winchester

2. Tony Stark/Iron Man

3. Bradley ‘Rooster’ Bradshaw / Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin (it’s the same movie so it counts as one! 😝)

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letsby

HC - how’s Tony going to make your day better when he knows you’ve had a shit day??

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  • He’s going to walk that fine line of making it all about you but making sure you’re only thinking of him
  • He’s not going to address what was shit about it, but how it has left you feeling
  • First off, he’s taking you home with him. More room, resource and you will not feel obligated to put any effort in like you would if you were at your flat
  • You’re getting a massage with no agenda. But your agenda is what counts and if you want it to lead somewhere then he’s going to give you an orgasm or two after working out those knots.
  • He’s ordering wherever you want to eat. And if there’s no deliveroo he’s popping out in a suit to pick it up (for some reason I just pictured him flying through longbridge McDonald’s drive thru and I can’t stop giggling).
  • He’s not going to give you much room for venting. Not that he doesn’t care about what happened, just why waste your breath on arseholes? Now is Tony and Stacey time, and he’s in relaxer mode.
  • He’s going to offer you alcohol, so if that’s not what you want you’ll have to say. Ok now I’m picturing him flying through the Starbucks drive thru in Northfield 😂
  • Are you over it yet? No need to answer, he’ll know. He’s not letting you go to sleep until he’s happy you’re happy. You might be treated to a bubble bath before bed.
  • All better baby? Good. Time for bed. And lots of cuddles.
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💜🥰 it definitely helped 🥰💜

And I totally laughed out loud imaging him flying through Longbridge McDonald’s to pick up take out 😂 Everyone would loose their shit, hell they would even if he was in a nice car 😆

Starbucks - I can just imagine him rolling his eyes at my order like…

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PM666Reads - April 2022 - Fic Recs

Please heed all the warnings on the individual fics. I am not responsible for what you choose to read.

📚Choose your Adventure

  • Choices - @talesmaniac89 - Choices is an interactive Supernatural choose your own adventure story where your choices determine the outcome and whether it’s a Dean x Reader or Sam x Reader. 

📚Jensen Ackles

📚Sebastian Stan

📚Bucky Barnes

  • Complimentary - @there-must-be-a-lock - I feel like these two could destroy buildings with their rage-fucking. Here, have some snarky, aggressive super-strength smut! 
  • Secret Love Song - @cockslut-padalecki - After losing Bucky to the snap, you think you’ll never be happy again. Persuaded to go to Steve’s therapy group, you soon find a friend in him, and eventually that friendship leads to intimacy. But when Bucky returns after the successful mission to bring home everyone you lost, can you and Steve go back to being just friends?
  • Bad Date - @firefly-in-darkness - Your date isn’t going well but a chance encounter with the Mafia King of Brooklyn changes your view on how your night is turning out...
  • I Hate You, Don't Leave Me - @cockslut-padalecki - You’re all set to enjoy your vacation away with your friends, but they’re about to throw a spanner in the works in the form of one Bucky Barnes.

📚Dean Winchester

  • Cabin Fever - @slytherkins - After a hunting accident takes Dean out of the hunting game for good, he retires to a cottage in the woods with his one true love, but it’s not exactly a fairy tale ending. Pain and disability chip away at his Happily Ever After–and his sanity. After he fails to protect Chloe from a monster out of the woods, Dean falls prey to the monsters in his own head, and she and Sam must come to his rescue.
  • Front Seat - @watermelonlipstick - Falling asleep in the front seat of the Impala as Dean drives.
  • Liquid Courage - @covered-byrosesbackup - You find yourself buzzed and alone with Dean. In his bedroom.
  • Time Warp - @justagirlinafandomworld - You and Dean are stuck in a time warp, jumping from one of his memories to another with no end in sight.
  • In The Impala - @dean-winchester-is-a-warrior - Y/N remembers Dean and the Impala through the years
  • Run To You - @deanwinchesterswitch -Disillusioned by the world around her, Kasey has chosen to live a life of solitude. Accused of a crime he didn’t commit, Dean escapes custody. On the run from the law and out to prove his innocence, he stumbles headlong into Kasey’s life. The fateful encounter sets them on a winding path of desire, heartbreak, and perhaps the most incredible love they’ve ever known. However, time and the law are not on their side.

📚Steve Rogers

  • Why Can't We Be Friends? - @cockslut-padalecki - Steve has an illogical dislike of you, for reasons you’re unsure of. But when you find yourself at the apartment he shares with Bucky, and your heat begins to present itself, it’s only a matter of time until Steve’s Alpha instincts take over.
  • Desolate Silence - @justagirlinafandomworld - There’s only one thing left to do. Say goodbye.
  • Run Down The Runaway - @justagirlinafandomworld - Steve didn’t say goodbye. And he doesn’t plan to. cont. of this.
  • No Vacancy - @cockslut-padalecki - After taking an accidental detour on your way to a remote getaway, you and boyfriend Zach end up in the middle of nowhere with no other option than to spend the night at a seemingly desolate motel. Still covered in the blood of their latest victim, killer duo Steve and Bucky head to the nearest motel to freshen up before hitting up the closest bar in search of a couple of one night stands to top their night off. But when your paths cross, and the friends bear witness to the disrespectful way you’re treated, they decide to take out their pent up energy on you and Zach instead.

📚Sam Winchester

📚Tom Hardy Characters

📚Tony Stark

  • Arc Reactors and Pearls - @letsby - Tony is the best at giving gifts, and the worst at keeping dates. One summer’s evening, reader exploits both of these traits to get exactly what she needs.
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letsby

Arc Reactors and Pearls

Tony Stark x Female reader

Tony is the best at giving gifts, and the worst at keeping dates. One summer’s evening, reader exploits both of these traits to get exactly what she needs.

A/N: This is my submission for @until-theend-oftheline’s Seasons of Love -  Heat of the Summer Challenge. Thanks so much for having me! My prompt was: “Is that what I think it is?”

Shout out to @mytreasures4eternity47 for all the delectable summer cocktail posts she’s been blessing my dash with; you inspired me to break from my usual rum concoctions – thanks darling!

Warnings: STRICTLY OVER 18 READERS ONLY. Explicit smut; language; alcohol consumption W/C: 3012

Beta: @evansrogerskitten – you okay babe? You look a little thirsty…

My body felt the sudden loss of cool comfort as I stepped through the glass door, trading the air conditioned inside of Tony’s mansion for the summer heat outside. As I walked down to the poolside on high magenta heels the sea air came up to meet me and caused the hem of my boldly patterned dress to flutter around my thighs. The pearls I was wearing nudged gently against my sensitive skin, making me smile.

Drink in hand, I took a seat under a parasol and waited for Tony to appear. We had dinner reservations at my favourite restaurant; in half an hour’s time I’d trade the solitude of this empty terrace for a bustling balcony. I could almost taste the champagne we’d order to complement the tiers of seafood I’d been promised. For now, it was just me and a Paloma cocktail.

Ah the scene setting at the beginning has got me craving sunshine and cocktails.

The smut was 🥵 🤤

“That stuff is replaceable, you are not.” 🥹

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somebucky

Imagine being such a good actor that you can act without hardly any lines:

Imagine being such a good actor that you can convince an audience you hate dogs:

Imagine being such a good actor that you launch a cinematic universe:

Imagine being such a good actor that you act through your pain to give the world what it needs (RIP):

Imagine being such a good actor that you get to be not just one superhero (falcon) but two (captain america) at the same time:

Imagine being such a good actress that you disappear behind the character:

Imagine being such a good actress that even when you are acting vulnerable you are showing strength and dignity:

Imagine being such a good actress that people forget about your famous sisters because of how well you capture the audience:

Imagine being such a good actress that everyone loves to quote your character because of her loyalty and devotion to her king and country:

Imagine being such a good actor that you get your own spinoff:

If you have any editions, let me know. P.S: I now have to start reblogging my own post cause this has gotten to big.

This is freaking awesome 🤩

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