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Ok Stacey I'm here to annoy you again (as if it's my god-given right) because I need to talk about this before I explode so like imagine if Jake is really proud that he can make you like, ugly laugh, snorts et al. and he gets really jealous when someone else gets you to laugh. I came across this tweet and it sent my mind to so many places~ (although the first part doesn't exactly apply to Mr. Montages Are Forever)... Wait now I can even imagine Bob in this scenario...

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I love this 🤣 I can totally see Jake getting jealous of Rooster making his girl laugh. Bob would kind of be jealous but then he’d just be in awe, watching you with an adorable smile, because he just loves to see you happy 😃

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Truth Be Told - Master List

Summary: Friends with benefits always works out, right? Well it works for Steve and Rayne until a mission goes awry. Steve discovers his super-soldier abilities aren’t immune to everything, especially the truth.

Series Warnings: Fluff, language, angst, smut, sex talk, smut adjacent, drink spiking, smut. All parts will be labelled accordingly. But let me know if there’s any I missed.

W/C: 17k (4 parts)

A/N: This whole fic is heavily influenced by Niall Horan - Heartbreak Weather album. I had it on repeat and a few of the scenes are based on the songs or I used a version of the lyrics.

Challenge: @amanda-teaches writing + reader challengePrompt: “I came home to a note that says “here is your weapon. I have one too. Loser cooks dinner. Good luck. Xo”. Used twice and is bold. Occurs in part 2 and 3. 

Characters: Steve Rogers, OFC (Rayne), Sam Wilson, Bucky Barnes, Bruce Banner, Natasha Romanoff, other necessary OC’s. 

Pairing: Steve Rogers x OFC (Rayne). 

Beta(s): @firefly-in-darkness / @slytherkins​ / @petitgateau911 / All mistakes are my own. 

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So my friend has never seen any of the MCU movies (🙄we’re not close friends 😝) so they asked me to make a list of the films in story order.

I’ve made the list and I’m totally jealous they get to experience it all for the first time. Thinking of all the awesome moments they’ll get to see and I’m really fucking jealous. 😂

Can someone wipe my memory so I can start again??

I’m just gonna have to watch from the beginning again!! 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Isn’t That My Line?

Summary: You want to contribute toward your keep living with the Winchester’s. To earn some honest money you start working on a sex line. Its easy money and what’s the worst that could happen?

Warnings: smut, language, masturbation (female and male), dirty talk, p in v, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it folks!), bordering on crack-ish maybe? I don’t know.

Song & Artist: Get Low - Zedd ft. Liam Payne - Link to YouTube (I’m clutching at straws here!)

W/C: 2.8k

Notes: I saw “Sex Line” on @negans-lucille-tblr​ Kink Bingo card and it sparked this idea. 

Characters: Dean Winchester, You. 

Pairing: Dean Winchester x You. 

Beta: @slytherkins​ - though any mistakes are my own.

I’m writing a fic based on a song for every letter of the alphabet - Master List / Spotify Playlist

Isn’t That My Line?

Pride was a fickle thing. Though the boys had never asked for a penny toward your keep, you felt like you should contribute. After all, one more mouth to feed. They didn’t exactly pay bills at the bunker, but you still required clothes (there was only so many washes blood-stained jeans could take), and all your feminine products (the expensive stuff, not the cheap stuff that Dean bought that made your skin itch), it all added up over time.

Hustling pool wasn’t an option. Shooting a gun - easy. Throwing a knife into a moving target - cakewalk, but using a wooden stick to hit a ball an inch away was damn near impossible. Dean joked that it was some cosmic joke how bad you were at something that should be simple compared to your other skills.

Your poker face was nonexistent, a toddler could read your tells. Credit card scams were the easiest way but held the most risk and you were always anxious when using them in a store. So you’d had to find another way to earn some cash. Besides having an honest income, working a real job, made you feel normal.

Working from home, making your own hours, and earning twenty dollars an hour seemed too good to be true. However, it would be perfect, it meant you could still hunt, and work, that gave you a swell of pride too. So you had answered the ad on CraigsList.

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It’s 08:27. I should be in the car half way to work by now. I am still in my pjs on my sofa. I cannot pull myself away from the Witcher.

Do I need my job? Yes.

Is the Witcher really worth being late? Hell yes.

Is Henry Cavill worth losing my job? Abso-fucking-lutely.*

*disclaimer - I won’t lose my job. My boss understands my hyperfixations and I can watch Netflix at work 😉 but my TV is bigger at home. 62inches of HD Henry - come on!!

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