In a timeline where Civil War didn't end in divorce and everyone lives in the compound:

Steve, walking into the living room: Don't worry Buck I think you'll really fit in around here. Everyone is super nice

Peter: Oh my god you're living here too?! Can I please look at your arm? Please please please please please-

Bucky: *turns around and leaves*

-

Clint: So... wanna test if your spider-sense defeats my perfect aim?

Peter: Oh my god do I ever

Tony & Steve: NO.

-

Peter: Hi. Big fan. Y'know we're like a spider duo. Crime fighting spiders. Arachnid pals

Natasha, staring blankly:

Peter: Web friends? SPY-ders?

Natasha:

Peter: Spinneret associates?

Natasha: Leave.

Peter: Yes okay sorry ma'am

-

During a meal:

Bucky: *glaring at Sam*

Sam: Ay Rogers come get your dog

Steve: Bucky, leave it

Bucky: *glares down at soup instead*

-

Peter: Mr. Rogers could you help me with my homework?

Tony: What the hell kid, I'm right here

Bruce: I have... so many degrees

Steve: Hey I know a thing or two myself. Sure Queens, what do you got?

Peter: Great! I'm just gonna ask some questions for my essay. What would you say the role of war propaganda was in your decision to enroll in the military? Was being poor a factor? Actually, how was the Great Depression for you?

Steve: Less depressing than this conversation.

-

Steve: Take a jacket, it's chilly

Wanda: Okay thanks dad

Steve:

Wanda:

Peter: Ha! That's so embarrassing, it's like calling your teacher dad

Wanda: Shut up Peter, you call Tony dad all the time

Peter: Yeah but I do it on purpose so it's not embarrassing. I'm very open about my daddy issues

-

Tony: I wanna punch you in your perfect teeth

Steve:

Tony: Looking at me with your angelic blue eyes, like a freak

Steve:

Tony: Stupid Dorito ass build. Making me wanna take a bite

Steve: I feel harassed but I'm not sure what kind

-

Natasha: Hey bird brain!

Clint and Sam both turn:

Natasha: Hm, that's a problem. You have thirty seconds to decide who gets bird brain. The other will be feather head

Clint and Sam: *start arguing*

Tony: I can't believe they're fighting to be called an insult

Steve: She has that effect on people

Peter: Aw man, I wish the Black Widow gave me a nickname :(

-

Peter: Hey old man

Bucky:

Peter: I'M SO SORRY SIR MR. WILSON MADE ME DO IT PLEASE DONT KILL ME

Sam: *cackling in the background*

Bucky: *stands up and turns to Sam*

Sam: Oh shit- kid you're not getting the money if you're gonna snitch!

Peter: That's okay, I'd like to think my life is worth more than twenty bucks

-

Bucky: I need your... help

Tony: Sure, what's up?

Bucky: *glances back at Steve who stands in the doorway and nods approvingly*

Bucky: Arm.

Tony: Ok... this conversation is killing you isn't it?

Bucky:

Tony: Say please

Bucky: Nope can't do it-

Steve: Do I need to get out the get-along shirt?

*Bucky and Tony share a look of alarm*

Bucky: Please fix my arm

Tony: Yep of course no problem buddy

-

Read Part 2 and Part 3

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Peter just wants everyone to like him 😜

Kiss It Better

Summary: Steve’s girlfriend has abilities and has been an Avenger for six months. She should know how to handle herself in a combat situation but he struggles watching his friends train her.

Warnings: canon level violence (in a training environment), angst, fluff, preludes to smut, language.

W/C: 1.6k

Rating: Mature 16+

Characters: Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson, Bucky Barnes, Natasha Romanoff, OFC (Rayne).

Pairing: Steve Rogers x OFC (Rayne)

Notes: follow on from Truth Be Told but have described the events of that mini series so it can be read as a standalone.

READ IT NOW: Tumblr // AO3

THE AVENGERS INITIATIVE

I would kill for a hug from Natasha 🥺

⩔ SAM WILSON APPRECIATION WEEK 2021 ⩔

⍟ Day 3: Favorite Relationship(s)

MCU + Siblings

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bonus:

Not So Subtle

Pairing → Bucky Barnes x Reader x Natasha Romanoff

Characters → Mentions of other Avengers briefly.

Summary → The Soldier and the Spy aren't being very subtle with their flirty ways. Will you play them at their own game or crumble at their beauty?

Word Count → 1.4k

SSB2021 Square Fill → Share Something - @star-spangled-bingo

Warnings → 18+, Smut, teasing, wandering hands, foreplay, oral, masturbating, discussions of sexual orientation

Betas → @kalesrebellion you're a beaut! // all mistakes are my own.

A/N → I had 2 ideas for @negans-lucille-tblr 7k of the week challenge and didn't meet the deadline for this one but here it is anyways! The pictures above depict Bucky & Nat, the reader is depicted as gender-neutral, if I have missed anything that says otherwise then please let me know. Hope you enjoy some smut with a little plot...

Firefly’s Masterlist

You knew exactly what they were trying to do. For the world’s deadliest assassin and a highly trained spy, they weren’t being subtle at all.

Of course, you didn’t notice it straight away. It was the second time that Bucky pressed his groin against your hip when he pinned you during a sparring match. It was Natasha’s kiss to your cheek where her lips accidentally brushed against the corner of your mouth.

That’s when you knew that something was going on.

Hot 🥵 as 🥵 fucking 🥵 hell!!!! I’m a sucker for teasing!! This was right up my alley and oh to have control over these two🤤

Can we talk about how great Florence Pugh was in Black Widow?

I can’t believe I almost forgot about these!

‎⧗ Happy Black Widow premiere week! ‎⧗

Please like or reblog if you save or use. ❤️

Natasha Romanoff deserved a trilogy too.

Agreed!! Yes!! Please! Marvel I beg of you!!

Count down to Black Widow | Natasha Romanoff in Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2013) dir. Anthony and Joe Russo

Love her so much it hurts 💕

Trend I saw on TikTok said:

“Forget your Zodiac sign. Tell me what three Marvel characters make up your personality.”

Answer and tag your friends!

Mine are Hawkeye, Pepper Potts, and Mantis

Tagging: @girl-next-door-writes @itsanerdlife @that-sokovian-bastard @cassiopeiassky @sarahwroteathing @unleashthebeees @sgtbxckybxrnes @meganlpie

Peter Quill. Clint Barton. Bucky Barnes.

@irepeldirt @spookygrantaire @fangirlinsweden @letsgetfuckingsuperwholocked @lets-roggerthat @patzammit

Mine would probably be: Steve Rogers, Peter Parker and Sam Wilson.

@kaunis-sielu @buckysmischief @jamielea81

Definitely Wanda, Loki & Scott

@stuckonjbbarnes @sunflowerxbarnes

I’d have to say: Bucky, Loki and Wanda

@firefly-in-darkness @sweater-daddiesdumbdork @this-kitten-is-smitten

What about you @princessmisery666 @justagirlinafandomworld @writingsoftheloser @callmeluna @gogolucky13 💜

I’m fiercely loyal like Okoye

A bit guarded like Natasha until you get to know me.

And slightly unhinged like Bucky*

*I used a gif of Sam & Bucky cause I wish I could say I’m flawless like Sam 😞

What about you? @pinknerdpanda @jamielea81 @evansrogerskitten @b3autyfuldisast3r @cockslut-padalecki - no pressure tags 😘

Talking To The Moon (Sam Wilson Mini Series) Master List

Series Summary: After helping Cap take down S.H.I.E.L.D Sam returns home with plans to make good on his promises to Skylar. But plans never go the way they are supposed to and with his new found fame comes consequences of previous actions. His new life as Falcon will mean nothing if he can’t share it with the one person he wants by his side. Will he finally be able to start the life he should have been living for the last sixteen years with Skylar? Or are there some consequences not even the Avengers can put right?

Warnings: angst, flangst, language, canon type violence mentioned, adjacent/implied smut, unwanted/unplanned/faked pregnancy, mutual pining, mentions of grieving a death, cheating (sort of), fluff, mentions of suicidal thoughts (mild). 

Series W/C: 20k (over 3 parts) 

Notes: Series complete. Sequel to “A Reason To Come Home” but can be read as a standalone. Set after Captain America: The Winter Soldier. For this to work Sam doesn’t go looking for Bucky at the end.

Characters: Sam Wilson, OFC, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanoff, Maria Hill, Jarvis, Other OC’s. 

Pairing: Sam Wilson x OFC(s).

A/N: I’m super fucking proud of this one. I really think it’s my best work so far. I dig it. I really like it. No, that’s wrong, I love it.

Catch up on Sam & Skylar’s story here

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Shameless Reblog

I needed a Sam Wilson fix so reread this and I’m swooning and proud of myself all over again.

Personally, I think this is my best work 💝

I wish I had more of the Skylar-verse in me 😢

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Where in canon does it state she’s straight?! Okay she dated Bruce but that doesn’t mean anything!!

Plus Nonnie this is FICTION anything can happen!!

Also, screw you, don’t tell anyone how to write!!