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I will always love the subtle but noticeable trend in Dimension 20 of there occasionally being an awkward ace boy who attempts to Know Things about sex to fit in (bonus points if they had a growth spurt and are now ridiculously hot)
So, shoutout to Riz "Speaking of boning down, have you seen my mother lately?" Gukgak, Liam "I think you're ready to get slammed down big style" Wihelmina, and Prince "Once you've performed... sex on the injuries?" Andhera
“She thought of the hardness and the coldness she had cultivated over those years and wondered if they were the mask she wore or if the mask had become her self.” –The Queen of Attolia by Megan Whalen Turner
(Photo quote “New Romantics” by Taylor Swift)
Between Yue/Katara and Sokka/Zuko, the water tribe kids sure seem irresistible to royalty
Idk about Katara but Sokka = royalty kryptonite
1. Yue had a PHAT crush on him from minute 1.
2. Sokka just showed up to the Northern Water Tribe with a boomerang and some cool stories and Chief Arnook was like “I respect this boy more than I have ever respected Hahn and I trust him with my daughter’s life”
3. The Earth King just vibed with him so hard? Kuei met this random water tribe kid who was able to articulate about 4 things and was like “I like this kid, I would trust him with my life, give all the nice belts to the water tribe boy.” But more importantly, Bumi vibed with him as he was Aang’s friend (because we all know Bumi is the REAL Earth King).
4. Prince of the Fire Nation is WEAK for him and would break into the most secure fire nation prison despite being a wanted traitor to help him out
5. Azula may not like him, but he has been one of the only people who’s successfully intimidated her and she respects him as a leader (The Day of Black Sun, The Boiling Rock)
Katara might be sweet and polite when necessary, but she’s not here to be confined by your polite society or gender norms. Sokka on the other hand, is a Stuff(tm) Gremlin and loves being treated like the treasure he is and every royal figure he comes across just picks up on that and wants to validate him.
“I’m sort of a prince myself” yes you are you bisexual disaster, yes you are
Did marvel just make tv shows for bisexuals this year?
Loki just aged with my taste in men exactly
there is no greater mystery than What Was That Deleted Video In My Youtube Playlist
What pleases u in bed?
massive ace energy
I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.
Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."
I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job
From the mouth of a One Percenter -
Abigail Disney
!!!!!!!!!!!
“Yes, there is a superyachtinvestor.com. Go look at it and it will make you so angry, you could chew glass.”
we stan class traitors on this blog
Abigail Disney has no control or input on the operations of the corporation, she is a Disney heiress and, in that respect, nothing else. She puts her money towards philanthropy, especially women’s movements around the globe and peace organizations like Peace is Loud and the Global Fund for Women. She is a documentary filmmaker who explores these themes as well.
There are problematic family investments she earns money from that, legally, she cannot divest from. Instead, she donates these profits to charities that counter to those investments.
Reblogging this version because I needed to read this after watching the video
“I have literally sat in a room with the people [at Disney] who pour your soda, and the people who clean your room and scrape gum off the sidewalks, who have told me, “I have to ration my insulin.” I have sat with them, and I have felt a kind of rage that I don’t even know how to describe to you.”
GO OFF GO OFF GO OFF
This woman, with no control over where the wealth she was born to comes from, looked around and said “well, this isn’t fair” and advocates to fucking fix that shit.
-sips tea- she also predicted Disney’d be in massive trouble if the corporation didn’t change it’s business practices, and so far everything she warned has come true. She and her family have largely pulled away from the company, as of December of 2020
wow this is some weapons grade relatability
I did an interview with some of the people at Merriam Webster and they asked me what OTHER places I looked up words, and I mentioned urban dictionary. And the MW people were just like ‘OMG We LOVE what they’re doing.’
Shaniqua Ogletree
@heroineimages, @weareladyknight
Graphics glitch makes for entertaining weather report…🔊 🔊
People will say “write what you know!” But I know so little
“Bad books on writing tell you to ‘write what you know’, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery.”
—Joe Haldeman
What a perfectly brutal comment.
PSA from Blobby. Something we should talk about more ❤️
This! 100%
