Welcome to my Tower

babies!!!

art by: watercatlor - pls do not remove credit

TERRIFIC stuff by the cat!

i love how the crowd goes nuts

My favorite type of characters are “they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass”

High INT low WIS

oh to be a funky ghost eternally partying in a graveyard in the haunted mansion

must a movie be good? is it not enough to see Jake Gyllenhaal, unhinged?

And maybe even his bootyass?

and maybe even his bootyass

Can confirm this

Modern laundry sauce doesn’t cause color leaching like old laundry sauce did

…..call it something else

clothes marinade

Theres a twitter post about this girl finding that gamer girl bath water in her boyfriend's mail and breaking up with him and everyone in the replies like wow she's such a pyscho he really dodged a bullet and AJZHSJHDIWJD what the hell a man need some e girls bath water for i hate gamers so much bitch SHE dodged a bullet

i hate taking off my glasses because my eyes go from 1080hd to buffering at 240p and i just cannot handle that

i don’t wear glasses but this post put things in perspective more than anything else ever has

the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up

That isn’t how it works little one.

He’s only a baby, he’ll learn 💓

BABY OH NO

I laughed at this too much

It’s almost 1am and I am awake and ugly, snorting laughing at this.

anyone wanna buy me $400 worth of clothing for nothing in return 

pants cat

Finally, a cat with some decency

me when i finally watch the old hollywood classic that everyone berates me about never having seen before

Not even the Cone of Shame can stop this bloodthirsty man-eating predator!!