I constantly joke about the age gap in Huskerdust because haha Angel is infatuated by an old cat- but like, that gap only exists because Angel died young. And that suddenly makes me sad. I hope it ocassionally makes Husk sad too.
Edit based on the Blitz and Millie scene of the latest HB episode because I care Angel and Cherri so so so fucking much.
Ok but hear me out: AppleHuskerDust.
Lucifer wants to connect with the humans again in order to connect better with Charlie and Lilith, and Angel and Husk are figuring out their stupid pining while now that a piece of their Squad(tm) is gone (Sir Pentious) and thus they spend even more time alone (plus the occasional Niffy, with Cherri purposefully leaving them alone)
So like Lucifer decides to spend more time with The Guys(tm) (he can't stand Alastor so it is a process of elimination lmao) and it's awkward as shit at first cause Lucifer is SUPER out of touch, Husk is asocial and Angel is distrustful and horny. But like over time they create this weird, not completely healthy but overall well-meaning relationship where Angel is avoiding forming an more formal relationship out of fear of it being a Val 2.0, Husk realizing he would rather NOT be those two therapists but falling on the role anyways cause oh god that is some juicy mess, and Lucifer girlfailing his way onto human connection (no he is not projecting his tall girlboss wife on the spider boi, shut up Husk)
I need Lucifer being so out of touch with humanity that whenever he says something to sound more righteous and in Touch with his daughter's friends it ends up in one massive comical misunderstanding. Like imagine he overhears Angel saying he doesn't like women and he goes all "Andie that is not ok" and leaves.
Lucifer thinks he was being misogynistic, Angel thinks he was being homophobic. Husk who was there thinks they are all idiots.
Knowing that Angel most likely never receives proper aftercare drives me insane shot outs to the fanfic writters where that is a priority, y'all are the true heroes.
This merch drives me insane because at first I thought that Husk was annoyed AT Angel, but looking at his body language he seems to be venting TO Angel instead. I am so soft.
I Headcanon that Cherri is completely desensitized to everything Val does to Angel by now- oh don't get me wrong, it is still makes her fucking furious and it hurts, but she had gotten used to it on a way she can help him when he is too high or hurt (or both) to clean himself.
One detail I loved in the Chaggie vs Heaven meeting is that Charlie's example of Angel Dust's sin is violence and Lute's is his sex work (which we all know is worse because it's "icky").
VERY true and something i hadn't noticed before, but yes it very much seems like heaven values their instinctive disgust responses more than the actual, tangible impacts of sin + exterminations on demons. reminds me of adam going on a tirade about how gross hell is in episode 1, or his focus on the hazbin crew being "disgusting" in his final rant. charlie wants to focus on the ways in which angel's behavior has actively harmed others, lute focuses entirely on his addictions (self-harm) and his job. heaven is sooo victim-blamey and it's really apparent
It is literally super victim blamey, specially the way that during Lute's verse they showed Angel all beaten up (if not worst) on the Orb thing. She was super close to singing over how he "should had kept his legs closed if he didn't want that"
Here is to hoping that if Angel eventually gets to Heaven his redeemed form doesn't has wings, because I am actually obssesed with the Methaphor of Husk's wings becoming his.
You know how the pilot implies that Nifty though Angel was an woman, right? And like she had never tried her number with him despite being a bad boy. So she either a. Still believe this or b. Realized it was futile cause he is gay or c even funnier, she saw him being nice exactly once and gave up on him altogether. But coming back to the first one-
Imagine she still believes he is at least afab because she changes his sheets alot and notices that more often that not, there is blood at them, so she assumed he was on his period all along. When confronted by her about it, Angel let her believe it. It was much easier to let out that you know, the truth.
A realistic meeting of Angel Dust and Stolas would just be that Glee scene where Sue obligarated Blaine with Super Bass.
It's very obvious who would be who.
Would anyone be interested on a Chaggie AU based loosely after The Little Mermaid with the added bonus that rather than the talking animal sidekicks Charlie is forced to just move around with Angel and Pentious because her overprotective father doesn't trust her near the surface and these two idiots is the best he could pull off or....
Ok but- Fat Nuggets as an (untrained) PTSD service animal.
He reacted when Angel had that flashback at the end of Addicted and went to his side when he was hearing Val's messages in episode 2. Nuggets is in tune with his owner's not only emotions but mental state, particularly whenever he is in a flashback (the smoke thing that came from the phone was more than a visual metaphor) and seeing how Nuggs had LIVED in the Studio and is a gift from Val's himself, I am sure he knows what the deal is.
So imagine this: Nuggets always getting between Angel and any guy that sits next to him to give him a sense of safety (even if Angel already feels comfortable with the guy in question), nuzzling against him to snap him out of flashbacks/dissociation, and now more recently- rushing to anyone at the Hotel he knows they can trust whenever nuzzling and oinking and licking ain't working- like Charlie, Husk or Cherri.
I like to picture Overlord Angel be like Mami from Madoka Magica. Just pulling a bunch of guns out of his skirt while looking all Demure™ uwu like you see my vision, right?
I was collecting all the outfits Angel wore on the Instagram stories/merch and I had come to an very important conclusion: he would wear Winx Club fits, all of them, particularly season 5's, like-
You see my vision, right? RIGHT?!