Didn't Wanna Feel Old in 2023? Sucks to be You!
Happy 2023 everybody! It's a new year meaning I've got new goals to meet. Goals like finally publishing something, setting up commissions so people can pay me to do what I love, cross-posting between my account here and on deviantART, summoning more kaijus just so they can play elaborate games of poker, y'know, all that good stuff. It also means the return of my 'list of things that have reached a milestone anniversary' list. However, it seems like I've been doing this for so long that these lists have in fact reached their own milestone. From what I could tell, this is the fifth year of my doing this, at least on deviantART. If that doesn't make you feel right from the gate, I present the following:
If I don't mention this my buddy Volts48 won't let me rest; the highly influential sci-fi movie Metropolis turns 100 years old this year, meaning it is now in the public domain. I plan to take full advantage of this fact later, but for now I have the rest of this list to get to...
Anything from 1973 turns 50 years old this year. This includes...
- Schoolhouse Rock! (Jan 6th)
- Beneath the Planet of the Apes (June 13th)
- Robin Hood (yes, the version with the fox) (Nov 18th)
- Pirates of the Caribbean (Magic Kingdom) (December 15th)
- Charlotte's Web (the animated movie, not the book) (March 1st)
- Godzilla vs Megalon (March 17th)
- The Golden Voyage of Sinbad (April 5th)
- Soylent Green (May 9th)
- The Exorcist (December 26th)
- A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (November 20th)
- The Young and the Restless (March 26th)
- Star Trek: The Animated Series (Sept 8th)
- Super Friends (Sept 8th)
- Asteroid (Space Race) (July 16th)
- The Night Gwen Stacy Died (MARVEL) (June - July 1973)
- 'We’re an American Band' by Grand Funk Railroad
- 'Free Bird' by Lynyrd Skynyrd
- Elton John's Goodbye Yellow Brick Road album (Oct 5th)
Anything from 1978 turns 45 years old this year. This includes...
- Alien (May 25th)
- The Cat from Outer Space (June 9th)
- The Star Wars Holiday Special (Nov 17th)
- The Small One (Dec 16th)
- Jaws 2 (June 16th)
- Grease (July 8th)
- Revenge of the Pink Panther (July 13th)
- Animal House (July 28th)
- Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (Oct 8th)
- Halloween (Oct 25th)
- Watership Down (Nov 1st)
- The Lord of the Rings (animated version) (Nov 15th)
- Superman: The Movie (Dec 15th)
- Lupin the Third: The Secret of Mamo (Dec 16th)
- Fantasy Island (Jan 14th)
- The Incredible Hulk (TV series) (March 10th)
- The Amazing Spider-Man (TV series) (April 15th)
- Hanna Barbera's Godzilla (Sept 9th)
- Yogi's Space Race (Sept 9th)
- Taxi (Sept 12th)
- WKRP in Cincinnati (Sept 18th)
- Space Invaders (April 1st)
Anything from 1983 turns 40 years old this year. This includes...
- Mickey Mouse Splashdance
- Journey into Imagination (EPCOT) (March 5th)
- Winnie the Pooh and A Day for Eeyore (March 26th)
- Tokyo Disneyland (April 15th)
- They Disney Channel (Rest in Peace) (April 18th)
- Welcome to Pooh Corner (April 18th)
- Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi (May 25th)
- Pinocchio's Daring Journey (Disneyland) (May 25th)
- Sorcerer's Apprentice (Atari 2600) (Aug 5th)
- Horizons (EPCOT) (Oct 1st)
- Mickey's Christmas Carol (Dec 16th)
- The first annual Walt Disney World Christmas Day parade (Dec 25th)
- Superman III (June 17th)
- Jaws 3-D (July 22nd)
- National Lampoon's Vacation (July 29th)
- Risky Business (Aug 5th)
- Cujo (August 12th)
- A Christmas Story (Nov 18th)
- Scarface (Dec 9th)
- Fraggle Rock (Jan 10th)
- A-Team (Jan 23rd)
- Reading Rainbow (July 11th)
- He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (Sept 5th)
- Alvin and the Chipmunks (Sept 17th)
- Cheers (Sept 30th)
- The Video Game Crash of 1983
- Mirage Studios (Sept 30th)
- DC acquires Blue Beetle, Captain Atom, and The Question
- 'Let's Dance' by David Bowie
- 'Mr. Roboto' by Styx
- The My Little Pony franchises as a whole
Anything from 1988 turns 35 years old this year. This includes...
- Good Morning Vietnam (Jan 15th)
- The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (Jan 17th)
- IllumiNations (EPCOT) (Jan 20th)
- Totally Minnie (Feb 25th)
- Willow (May 20th)
- Big (June 3rd)
- Norway (EPCOT) (June 3rd)
- Mickey's Birthdayland (Magic Kingdom) (June 18th)
- Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (June 21st)
- Die Hard (July 22nd)
- Language Arts Through Imagination starring Figment (he's a dragon) (Sept 8th)
- Oliver and Company (Nov 18th)
- Tin Toy (Dec 30th)
- Beetlejuice (March 30th)
- Return of the Killer Tomatoes (April 22nd)
- Rambo III (May 25h)
- Killer Klowns from Outer Space (May 27th)
- My Neighbor Totoro (July 13th)
- Mac & Me (Aug 12th)
- Scooby-Doo! and the Reluctant Werewolf (Sept 14th)
- Akira (Oct 19th)
- They Live (Nov 14th)
- The Land Before Time (Nov 18th)
- Scrooged (Nov 23rd)
- Michael Jackson's Moonwalker (Nov 29th)
- The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (Dec 2nd)
- Twins (Dec 9th)
- Count Duckula (Feb 6th)
- Denver, the Last Dinosaur (April 1st)
- A Pup Named Scooby-Doo (Sept 10th)
- Alf Tales (Sept 10th)
- Garfield and Friends (Sept 17th)
- A Nightmare on Elm Street: Freddy's Nightmares (Oct 8th)
- Mystery Science Theater 3000 (Nov 24th)
- Final Fantasy II (Dec 17th)
- Mega Man 2 (Dec 24th)
- Super Mario Bros. 2 and 3
- Nintendo Power
- The Killing Joke by Alan Moore
- Batman: A Death in the Family (this was not Batman's year)
- 'Don't Worry Be Happy' by Bobby McFerrin
- 'It Takes Two by Rob Base' and DJ EZ Rock
- 'Parents Just Don't Understand' by Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff
- 'Nothin' But a Good Time' by Poison
- 'Cult of Personality' by Living Colour
Anything from 1993 turns 30 years old this year. This includes...
- Homeward Bound: An Incredible Journey (Feb 3rd)
- Roger Rabbit in Trail Mix-Up (March 12th)
- The Sandlot (April 7th)
- Super Mario Bros, the unfortunate film (May 28th)
- Hocus Pocus (July 16th)
- Robin Hood: Men in Tights (July 28th)
- Bill Nye the Science Guy (Sept 10th)
- Boy Meets World (Sept 24th)
- The Nightmare Before Christmas (Oct 29th)
- Mrs. Doubtfire (Nov 2nd)
- Disney's Sing-A-Long Songs: The 12 Days of Christmas (Dec 1993)
- Tombstone (Dec 25th)
- Groundhog Day (Feb 12th)
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (March 19th)
- Jurassic Park (June 11th)
- Last Action Hero (June 13th)
- Free Willy (July 16th)
- Coneheads (July 23rd)
- Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (Aug 13th)
- The Thief and the Cobbler (Aug 25th)
- Demolition Man (Oct 8th)
- Addams Family Values (Nov 19th)
- We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story (Nov 24th)
- Schindler's List (Dec 15th)
- Wallace & Gromit in The Wrong Trousers (Dec 17th)
- Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (Dec 25th)
- Beavis and Butt-Head (March 8th)
- The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. (Aug 27th)
- Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers (Aug 28th)
- Late Show with David Letterman (Aug 30th)
- The X-Files (Sept 10th)
- Legends of the Hidden Temple (Sept 11th)
- Animaniacs (Sept 13th)
- Late Night with Conan O'Brien (Sep 13th)
- Fraiser (Sept 16th)
- Rocko's Modern Life (Sept 18th)
- The Atari Jaguar
- DOOM
- Sam and Max: Hit the Road
- Batman: Knightfall by Alan Grant
- 'I'll Do Anything For Love' by Meatloaf
- 'Shoop' by Salt-n-Peppa (Deadpool's favorite!)
Anything from 1998 turns 25 years old this year. This includes...
- Movie Surfers (Jan 1st)
- Beauty and the Beast: Belle's Magical World (Feb 17th)
- PB&J Otter (March 15th)
- The Enchanted Tiki Room (Under New Management) (April 5th)
- Toon Disney (April 18th)
- Disney's Animal Kingdom (April 22nd)
- Mulan (July 22nd)
- The Parent Trap (remake) (July 29th)
- Hercules: The Series (Aug 31st)
- Out of the Box (Oct 7th)
- Halloweentown (Oct 17th)
- The Lion King II: Simba's Pride (Oct 27th)
- Rollie Pollie Ollie (Nov 6th)
- A Bug's Life (Nov 24th)
- Mighty Joe Young (Dec 25th)
- Elmopalooza (Feb 20th)
- The Big Lebowski (March 16th)
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (May 19th)
- The unfortunate American Godzilla film (May 20th) and it's surprisingly good TV follow up (Sept 12th)
- The Truman Show (June 5th)
- Saving Private Ryan (July 24th)
- Blade (Aug 19th)
- Rush Hour (Sept 18th)
- Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (Sept 22nd)
- Antz (Oct 2nd)
- The Rugrats Movie (Nov 20th)
- The Prince of Egypt (Dec 16th)
- Power Rangers in Space (Feb 6th)
- CatDog (April 4th)
- Sex and the City (June 6th)
- Whose Line Is It Anyway? (Aug 5th)
- That 70s Show (Aug 23rd)
- The Wild Thornberrys (Sept 1st)
- Will & Grace (Sept 21st)
- The Powerpuff Girls (Nov 18th)
- Banjo Kazooie (June 29th)
- Spyro the Dragon (Sept 19th)
- Half Life (Nov 19th)
- Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Nov 21st)
- The Sega Dreamcast
- Gameboy Color
- Spider-Girl (Feb 1998) - Fitting, considering she makes her cinematic debut this year in Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
- 'I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing' by Aerosmith from the soundtrack for Armageddon
- '...Baby One More Time' by Brittney Spears
Anything from 2003 turns 20 years old this year. This includes...
- That's So Raven (Jan 17th)
- The Jungle Book 2 (Feb 14th)
- Atlantis: Milo's Return (Feb 25th)
- Piglet's Big Movie (March 21st)
- Holes (April 18th)
- The Lizzie McGuire Movie (May 2nd)
- X2 (May 2nd)
- Finding Nemo (May 30th)
- Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl (July 9th)
- The Simpsons: Hit & Run (Sept 16th)
- Lilo & Stitch! The Series (Sept 20th)
- Mickey's PhilharMagic (Magic Kingdom) (Oct 8th)
- Brother Bear (Nov 1st)
- Star Wars: Clone Wars (Tartakovsky) (Nov 7th)
- The Haunted Mansion (movie) (Nov 26th)
- Kim Possible: A Sitch in Time (Nov 28th)
- Destino (Dec 19th)
- Kangaroo Jack (January 17th)
- Daredevil (movie) (Feb 14th)
- Charlotte's Web 2: Wilbur's Great Adventure (March 18th)
- Daddy Day Care (May 4th)
- Matrix Reloaded (May 16th) and Revolutions (Oct 27th)
- Bruce Almighty (May 23rd)
- Rugrats Go Wild (June 13th)
- Ang Lee's Hulk (June 17th)
- The Room (June 27th)
- Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (July 2nd)
- Freddy vs Jason (Aug 13th)
- Kill Bill: Volume 1 (Oct 10th)
- Elf (Nov 7th)
- The Cat in the Hat (movie) (Nov 8th)
- Looney Tunes: Back in Action (Nov 9th)
- The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (Dec 17th)
- Big Fish (Dec 25th)
- Mythbusters (Jan 23rd)
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (KidsWB animated series) (Feb 8th)
- Power Rangers Ninja Storm (Feb 15th)
- Red vs Blue (April 1st)
- All Grown Up! (April 12th)
- Spider-Man: The New Animated Series (July 11th)
- Teen Titans (July 19th)
- My Life as a Teenage Robot (Aug 1st)
- Clifford's Puppy Days (Sept 1st)
- Devil May Cry 2 (Jan 25th)
- Postal 2 (April 14th)
- Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness (June 20th)
- Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (July 5th)
- Jak II (Oct 14th)
- Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne (Oct 14th)
- Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (Oct 28th)
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom (Oct 29th)
- Call of Duty (Oct 29th)
- Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando (Nov 11th)
- Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc
- Invincible (Image) (Jan 2003)
- JLA/Avengers (Sept 2003)
- The Walking Dead (Image) (Oct 2003)
- 'Where is the Love?' by Black Eyed Peas
Anything from 2008 turns 15 years old this year. This includes...
- Phineas and Ferb (Feb 1st)
- Horton Hears a Who! (movie) (March 3rd)
- Iron Man (May 2nd), The Incredible Hulk (June 13th), and the birth of the MCU
- Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (May 22nd)
- Toy Story Mania! (Hollywood Studios) (June 17th)
- WALL-E (aka the greatest movie ever!) (June 27th)
- Star Wars: Clone Wars (movie) (Aug 10th)
- Star Wars: The Force Unleashed (Sept 16th)
- High School Musical 3: Senior Year (Oct 24th)
- Tinker Bell (Oct 28th)
- BURN-E (Nov 18th)
- Bolt (Nov 21st)
- A Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa (Dec 17th)
- The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie (Jan 11th)
- Rambo (Jan 24th)
- Kung Fu Panda (June 6th)
- Hellboy II: The Golden Army (July 11th)
- The Dark Knight (July 18th)
- The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (Aug 1st)
- Ponyo (Aug 14th)
- Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (Nov 7th)
- Twilight (Nov 21) - I'M VENGEANCE!
- Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (Jan 13th)
- Breaking Bad (Jan 20th)
- Power Rangers Jungle Fury (Feb 18th)
- Spectacular Spider-Man (the best incarnation of the wall-crawler) (March 8th)
- Ben 10: Alien Force (April 8th)
- The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (June 5th)
- The Penguins of Madagascar (Nov 28th)
- Super Smash Bros Brawl (Jan 31st)
- God of War: Chains of Olympus (March 4th)
- Dead Space (Oct 13th)
- Spider-Man: Web of Shadows (Oct 21st)
- Little Big Planet (Oct 27th)
- Fallout 3 (Oct 28th)
- Mirror's Edge (Nov 11th)
- Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe (Nov 16th)
- Gears of War 2 (Nov 7th)
- Left 4 Dead (Nov 17th)
- Sonic Unleashed (Nov 18th)
- Grand Theft Auto IV (Dec 2nd)
- Lego Batman and Indiana Jones
- Final Crisis (May 2008)
- Marvel Apes (Oct - Nov 2008)
- 'I Kissed a Girl' and 'Hot n Cold' by Katty Perry
- 'Viva la Vida' by Coldplay
- 'So What?' by P!NK
Anything from 2013 turns 10 years old this year. This includes...
- Sofia the First (Jan 11th)
- Aliens: Colonial Marines (Feb 12th)
- Oz, the Great and Powerful (March 8th)
- Iron Man 3 (May 3rd)
- Mystic Point (Hong Kong Disneyland) (May 17th)
- Monsters University (June 21st)
- Phineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel (Aug 16th)
- Disney Infinity (Aug 18th)
- Castle of Illusion starring Mickey Mouse (Sep 2nd)
- Toy Story of Terror! (Oct 16th)
- Thor: The Dark World (Nov 8th)
- Frozen (Nov 27th)
- The current run of Mickey Mouse cartoons (Nov 29th)
- Saving Mr. Banks (Dec 20th)
- Texas Chainsaw 3D (Jan 4th)
- Evil Dead (remake) (April 5th)
- The Purge (June 7th)
- Man of Steel (June 14th)
- My Little Pony: Equestria Girls (June 16th)
- Despicable Me 2 (July 3rd)
- Pacific Rim (July 12th)
- Turbo (July 17th)
- Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 (Sept 27th)
- The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (Nov 22nd)
- The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (Dec 13th)
- Teen Titans Go! (April 23rd) - HOW IS THIS STILL ON THE AIR!?!?!?
- Orange Is the New Black (July 11th)
- PAW Patrol (Aug 12th)
- Brooklyn Nine-Nine (Sept 17th)
- Rick and Morty (Dec 2nd)
- Tomb Raider (March 5th)
- God of War: Ascension (March 12th)
- BioShock Infinite (March 26th)
- Injustice: Gods Among Us (April 16th)
- The Last of Us (June 14th)
- Deadpool (video game) (June 25th)
- Rayman Legends (Aug 29th)
- Grand Theft Auto V (Sept 17th)
- The Stanley Parable (Oct 17th)
- Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag (Oct 29th)
- 'Get Lucky' by Daft Punk and Pharrell Williams
- 'My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up)' by Fall Out Boy
- 'Roar' by Katy Perry
- 'Wagon Wheel' by Darius Ruckus
- 'Wrecking Ball' by Miley Cyrus
- 'Applause' by Lady Gaga'
- 'What Does the Fox Say?' by Ylvis
- 'Happy' by Pharrell Williams
And with all that said, I hope you all have a happy new year!
Did I miss any milestones? If I did, feel free to let me know in the comments. For now though, MAY THE GLASSES BE WITH YOU!