ITS FUCKING LOAD BEARING?!

THIS FUCKING GUY

What the FUCK!

I want to see a movie where the mob triesto kidnap this guy, the first act is all their repeated faiures because everything in his house they try to hide on or otherwise take advantage of? F*king chocolate. He dosent even notise them. They escilate and he's forced to take refusge in his kitchen, que the ironman/home alone montage into a culinary beat down. Eventually all are defeated, arested, he hives the Judge a gavel in thanks>Chocolate with some lush filling. over the credits his would be kidnappers are making toothpaste and chewinggum entrmei and wondering why their crude attempts to duplicate aren't working...

This collab was not on my 2023 bingo card

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Everybody look at this crossover of the century

He's expanding his repertoire

How am I supposed to tell real bananas apart from chocolate ones anymore CHOCOLATE MAN!!!!

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How does he do that?!

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Babe wake up it’s the fucking chocolate guy again

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME HE CAN DO COTTON CANDY AS WELL? WHAT CAN’T THIS GUY DO?

CHOCOLAAAAAAAATE!!!

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To me, what really separates Chocolate Guy from all the other “surprise it’s a cake” people is…. I want to eat his stuff. It’s not foam-cake covered in fondant, it’s sixteen kinds of chocolate over delicate wafers and juicy compotes and mousse-you-can-feel-by-seeing and I Want To Eat It All. (Like, I might feel bad taking a bite out of, say, his beautiful telescope, but if I had the chance I would be all over it.)

These mushrooms? I’d pop like six of them if given the chance.

I never wanted to eat anything more…

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MA IT’S THAT FUCKIN CHOCOLATE GUY AGAIN

MOM ITS HIM ITS THE CHOCOLATE GUY

Mom! The chocolate guy’s here!