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Aspiring Equal Oppertunity Feminist Granola girl.

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Blazing Dragons, from 1996

Terry Jones (Yes, that Terry Jones, the Monty Python one) created this utterly absurd series about a time in the Court of Camelhot, where the Dragons of the Square Table, led by the noble King Allfire and Queen Griddle as they face assorted nonsense.

Note the line in the song which goes: "We're straight, and true, and good and kind" with a different dragon for each word is as subversive as it gets as

"Straight" is Sir Blaze, "The Smartly Dressed and Fashionably Late", whose shall we say, more openly gay leanings were trimmed from the US broadcast version. The wink as be proclaims he's straight says it all really

"True" is Sir Burnevere, "The Overly Educated", who may speak the truth, but uses words that no one else udnerstands.

"Good" is Sir Hotbreath who is not bad, per se, but has a tendency to torch everything in sight uncontrollable.

"Kind" is Sir Loungelot, the lazy, arrogant Head Knight, who takes credit for everything that goes well (When the hard work is done by his smart and actually brave quire, Flicker)

I also love that the whole line is

"We're staight and true and good and kind

And we're very good at knitting.

THAT DOESN'T RHYME! THAT'S OKAY

WE'RE GOING TO SING IT ANYWAY!"

This is delightful :D

I actually grew up watching this show, although I don't remember much of it.

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Almost Peter Lorre

I did not know that the Tootsie Pop + Owl commercial was actually longer!

Cow: Frank Nelson (Jack Benny show) Fox: Paul Frees doing his Peter Lorre impression (Paul Frees was with Spike Jones) Owl: Paul Winchell (Tigger)

This is from 1969. By the time I saw it, it had been trimmed down to just the part with the owl. I therefore grew up knowing not to ask owls anything.

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Propaganda

Hedy Lamarr (Samson and Delilah, Ziegfeld Girl)—Look. I'm sure someone has already submitted Hedy Lamarr because she was spectacularly beautiful, and a very strong lady too: she fled both an abusive marriage AND nazi persecution at a very young age and rebuilt a life for herself pursuing her love for acting all on her own!! Her career as an actress was stellar; while she began acting outside of Hollywood (her very first movie, Ecstasy, won a prize at the Venice Film Festival), she conquered American hearts very quickly with her first movie in the US, Algiers, and then just kept getting better and better. If all this isn't enough, she was also an inventor: her invention of the frequency-hopping spread spectrum radio transmission technique forms the base of bluetooth and has a lot of applications in all kinds of communication technologies. I think that deserves a prize, don't you?

Marilyn Monroe (How to Marry a Millionaire, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Some Like It Hot)— Ngl I thought you all were lying about sexual attraction until I saw Marilyn Monroe in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

This is round 6 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.

[additional propaganda submitted under the cut.]

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maidthings

>pick up keys for new apartment

>try keys, don't work

>call property manager

>she shows up, explains reception gave us the wrong keys

>pulls put the master key to open it

>its a 0 lift key

im so fucked

yall i cannot stress this enough the master key is a fucking bump key. like this.

my shits gonna get fucked by LockPickingParalegal

i laughehd to fucking hard at this im sorry

i saw some tools for this via Trans Handy Ma'am (she/they) but i cant fond the original vids. the tools im suggesting start at 30:10 in this compilation:

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