wake up. its me. markiplier. you werent in a coma or anything i just got really excited to seeyou.I’m markiplier

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in case you ever doubted im a megamind level genius i made this post in 2011 

if you’re so genius how come i just unloaded your Swagg.. it’s 2024 buddy

You are going to hell

special defense

does this count as anything ???is this art

I forgot how much I loooove these two together!

This has infected me it's been stuck in my head for days

picture a guy abruptly seeing a friend he hasn’t seen in about a year & saying “pinch me, i must be dreaming!” followed by someone actually pinching him like a little joke & this causing him to wake up on a hellish magma-covered field of volcanic rock being constantly struck by meteorites

how fucking sinister is this. i cant imagine the emotion i’d feel if i saw someone wearing a jet black baseball cap with a propeller

i just bought the hat

the hat has arrived

Love in its purest form

who was the guy who said every indie game is named either "empoisoned" or "swumbles big jumble" . i swear this is a real thing someone said

gonna start sorting my steam library like this

イルカキーホルダー • 沖縄お土産

Streamers say 'mods' the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards'

kids these days, i was at the pool the other day and instead of marco polo they were playing obamna soda

ur just jealous cuz ur not playing obamna soda

Need to cancel my fucking midnight & 1am joke subscription

FUCK OFF

bro can i add you as a friend on toys?

Lets sing a FUCKING song

Sing with you ……..?

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Yes… yes….. i think… yeah…. next time i WILL sing with you….. we’ll sing.. together!