Nagato, probably: Yeah sometimes your employees just kill each other. It's just part of running a business.
Konan: Okay but it's been the same guy like. Six times now. You don't think maybe we should,,, idk,,, talk to him or,,, put him on probation or cut his pay or literally anything,,,
Nagato: ...You're right, we should get him an immortal partner! That way when he tears them apart it's easily handled without all that new hiring mumbo jumbo. This is why you're my #1 Konan, great thinking
Konan, going through all the stages of grief: ...Thank you, yeah, okay.