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#itachi really does act like he's a forty year old man though – @princeofuchiha on Tumblr
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Imagine how awkward it would be for Itachi to transition from his stiff and respectable clan to the Akatsuki. The culture shock would be overwhelming. 

Itachi going to the hideout’s kitchen for breakfast, fully dressed, hair up, weapons on him, ready for the day: ……

Hidan and Kisame, shirtless, eating peanut butter from the jar with spoons: ….Yo

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OR

Itachi going to the living room at 2am because he needs to refill his water bottle

Deidara, eating an entire cake by himself: sup

ABSOLUTELY-

Also, Deidara and Itachi are pretty close in age, but so far apart in temperament. So I can see Deidara doing this kind of shit but Itachi being so done with it every time.

Deidara, explaining why they need to do insert reckless or idiotic thing: It’s normal! Normal teenagers do this!

Itachi: I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT

FOR REAL THOUGH

and add imagine if both him and Hidan (Who’s like a year apart from Itachi) JUST SAT ITACHI DOWN AND TAUGHT HIM HOW TO BEHAVE HIS AGE

hidan: and that’s the 100 slide ppt on why you should get laid

itachi: here’s an alternative: i don’t do that

LMAO HIDAN AND DEIDARA TEACHING ITACHI HOW TO ACT HIS AGE

Deidara: ARSON

Hidan: GET LAID

Sasori and Kakuzu, grabbing their respective idiots be the back of the shirt: No.

I can see them being like. For someone who committed mass murder. You’re awfully...Itachi-y

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