PrinceOfUchiha

Wild to think about how hard the police force was beefing with their boss's 11 / 12 year old son, also.

Like why are you, as a 25 year old man, rolling up to a 12 year old boys house with two of your work buddies to do the worlds laziest half assed interrogation. Why are you as a 25 year old man telling said 12 year old boy you think he did it + calling him names.

All after heckling him routinely during clan meetings and telling others he can't be trusted. (Crazy, maybe don't put info like 'We want to overthrow the government' in a 7 year olds lap).

Like yknow what in Itachi's defense I'd beat his ass too. He's lucky it took that long.

I love Violent Evergarden with a passion but every time I rewatch I'm. Jumping through so many hoops to make it match what I want it to be.

The show: I know the general loved me

Me: -like a daughter!

The show: What is this feeling in my chest, when I see that shade of green?

Me: Mourning for your father!! Missing your dad.

The show: He drapped his coat over her, promising to give her a better life

Me: Because he's a good dad who wants the best for his daughter

I genuinely got through like. The entire series before realizing this anime was not a deep dive into familial and platonic love and. When I connected the dots I was in d i s t r e s s.

Hc that the reason Itachi is so immediately ready to verbally bite back @ Kisame + Deidara (the akatsuki in general tbh) is bc he got there and for the first time was allowed to express his opinions without immediately having someone on his ass for it /hj

He gets through his little Bickering Over Philosophy moment with Kisame by the docks, no one comes to yell at him Fugaku, Inabi, or Danzo style and just just like "Okay maybe this place isn't absolute shit actually"

The first taste of mild independence (His resume of child soldiering or babysitting himself and sasuke does not count) he gets and it's bc his asshole coworkers treat him with more respect as an entity capable of making his own choices than 99% of the people in his life

Not enough punk Itachis in modern aus tbh

Like. Yeah okay ceo, top student, good boy^tm is fine and all but remember when this guy fully + canonly got into a fist fight with a bunch of cops? Remember when in the novels he gave the people that fucked him over worse deaths than the ones that didn't? Remember when he rolled up on multiple occasions to call people idiots (his chuunin exams + said cops mostly)? Remember him reverse Freddy Krugering that other kid in the chuunin exams? Remember him being like "Nah I'm not doing this" and just skipping class routinely.

I love my boy. But I'm just saying, he was just as punk coded as Sasuke

Listen. The scene was horribly tragic in retrospect and all but.

Something about the moment in the Itachi vs Sasuke final fight when Itachi stretches out his arms and yells "You have my spare eyes!" just never fails to hit me as a. Oh yeah, that's an older sibling trying to scare the sh_t out of his younger sibling moment. I don't know what it is but it just. Has such strong "I'm gonna getcha!" energy to me.

I am begging. On my knees for modern au Akatsuki fic recs. Or just Akatsuki fic recs in general. Why can I not find any. I know they have to be somewhere. It's not like I'm looking for some backstreet underground characters that showed up once in a filler episode. It's the AKATSUKI 😭

HC that Itachi has a pet peeve about people thinking ravens and crows are the same animal 

Shizuma 🤝 Sasuke:

Hey, village- I noticed something pretty messed up about your system and it’s hurting me/my clan-

Village: 

Shhhhhhh no one cares you’re both horrible and possessed by evil Shizuma 🤝 Sasuke:  ...

Me, adding toy shark teeth to my cart: ItsforShizumaItsforShizumaItsforShizuma

I know the data books are pretty messed up but like. Some of the stuff in there is just so funnily wrong. “Find Itachi and settle the score swiftly. For this sole purpose, Uchiha Sasuke selects three shinobi. Hoshigaki Kisame, the child prodigy of kirigakure. Karin, the female member with her prominent sensory skills...” etc etc Pretty sure Kisame wasn’t hunting Itachi down alongside Sasuke,,,

Returning to a fandom years later and seeing that your rare pair has taken off is truly one of the best things. 

Morally gray long haired big brother figure in anime: Exists

Me: Oh no

Hello! I’m back on my bullshit and asking you to consider: Itachi and Haku friendship.

-Both allow themselves to be used (The village/Zabuza) -Both are extremely dedicated to one person (Sasuke/Zabuza) -Both are around the same age (17ish/15ish) -Both have a swordsman partner (Kisame/Zabuza)(Bonus: Juzo) -Both were viewed as a threat by their villages (Uchiha discourse/Ice Release) -Illusions (Sharingan/Ice Mirrors) -War messed up their childhoods (The war field/Kekki Genkai war thoughts)

In light of my last post, it is suddenly surprising me that I’ve never seen a tea shop AU with Itachi.

I was talking about one of my stories and someone just told me I made Tobirama seem like a house-wife because I had him make himself and the child he’s raising breakfast. I’m sorry- what?

Does he cook for just himself? Fuck the six-year-old?

Does he only cook for the kid? He just starves so he doesn’t do something parental-like?

Does he not cook at all? They both just sit there hungry?

Does the kid cook him food? The fucking six-year-old is going to cook for the grown ass adult?

Fellas, is it manly to starve?

It just occurred to me how ironic it is that Izuna is so often included in the ‘village founders’ group. Like. He straight up told Hashirama: Fuck your healing, fuck you Senju, and fuck peace.

He would not be okay with being included in the least- I can hear him seething from beyond the grave-