PrinceOfUchiha

mental health so bad you'd think i grew up in konoha

there really are few emotions i find more compelling in a story than "you should be afraid of me. please don't be afraid of me"

Izuna ft Tobirama

i don't care if these characters have never interacted in canon. it's called fanfiction, not fanfact

So like if Kakashi was dropped from the ANBU and moved to be a Jonin instructor when Itachi left the village. That was a good 6 or 7 years before the start of the show.

And all I can imagine is the hokage going "Be a teacher" and watching 20 year old Kakashi proceed to go Get Fucked Hiruzen I'm Not Doing That and fail every fucking group he's sent for half a decade. Not like Hiruzen will do anything about it anyway.

Kakashi being a Jonin Instructor In Theory for +5 years is just. So funny to me.

Itachi and Sasuke have a five year age difference, and Sasuke is 12 at the start of the series, so it would actually be closer to 4-5 years, wouldn’t it? Which is still a long time for him to have been doing absolutely nothing Hiruzen wants.

I was just spitballing a number tbh but. Sitting down and doing the math if Itachi was ~12/~13 depending on if you count the light novels canon. Sasuke was ~7/~8. So yeah roughly 5 or 6 years. I think.

I am shit at math tho so you could very well be right tbh. But still. A long time for Kakashi to sit there going. Orders? What Orders. Send Better Kids Man Idfk.

first person who reblogs this with a picture of their oc and a little blurb ab them, Ill draw ur oc for u (quality not guaranteed)

//my OC is named Riyu, she’s an Uzumaki, a distant cousin of Kushina’s but quiet a bit younger than her. She’s a nurse with two young boys raising them as a single mom after her shinobi partner died. She lost her parents during Kurama’s attack on Konoha but has always felt sad about Naruto but never sure how to approach him since the Uzumaki’s aren’t really much of a clan anymore and it’s not as if she really knew his parents either.

Hope u dont mind me taking liberties with her outfit, I thought using the uzu spirals for buttons on a qipao would be cute

idk who the woman you used as a face claim is but shes super pretty, woah cheekbones !!

Uhh someone give me another maybe, lets see if I can keep going

**Not my art. Lovely attack from artfight :> (I can't find my original ref rip)

//This is Kamiko, one of Orochimaru's experiments. She's one of his many pet projects involving the Akastuki's DNA and an attempt to create the perfect vessel.

She was made using Kakuzu and Hidan's DNA in an attempt to create an immortal one, but unfortunately procreation is a sin in jashinisism so Jashin was Not Happy with her existence.

He periodically possesses her in a sort of Yami/Yugi situation, using her as a vessel to slay others in his name. Usually her friends or fellow clones (read as: siblings/cousins), considering the whole Slay Thy Neighbor idea jashinism functions on.

So yeah. Not the most well liked amongst her peers, but one of Orochimaru's favorites.

All the gore and heartbreak of existing has left her a pacifist, which she. Tries her best to act on despite the god inside her Disagreeing. She's surviving and trying to be a good person on spite and stubbornness alone low key.

She also loves gardening but unfortunately is terrible at it rip </3

I love her !!! Take a lill chibi

I think I'll stop at 4 ocs, but like ooohhh you guys wanna tell me about your naruto ocs in reblogs soooo baddd (I really wanna see them)

My baby girl in chibi form <3 <3 she's so cute thank you so much, I love your art sm fhnrjdnrjn I'm gonna vibrate out of my seat I live for her lil vine

first person who reblogs this with a picture of their oc and a little blurb ab them, Ill draw ur oc for u (quality not guaranteed)

//my OC is named Riyu, she’s an Uzumaki, a distant cousin of Kushina’s but quiet a bit younger than her. She’s a nurse with two young boys raising them as a single mom after her shinobi partner died. She lost her parents during Kurama’s attack on Konoha but has always felt sad about Naruto but never sure how to approach him since the Uzumaki’s aren’t really much of a clan anymore and it’s not as if she really knew his parents either.

Hope u dont mind me taking liberties with her outfit, I thought using the uzu spirals for buttons on a qipao would be cute

idk who the woman you used as a face claim is but shes super pretty, woah cheekbones !!

Uhh someone give me another maybe, lets see if I can keep going

**Not my art. Lovely attack from artfight :> (I can't find my original ref rip)

//This is Kamiko, one of Orochimaru's experiments. She's one of his many pet projects involving the Akastuki's DNA and an attempt to create the perfect vessel.

She was made using Kakuzu and Hidan's DNA in an attempt to create an immortal one, but unfortunately procreation is a sin in jashinisism so Jashin was Not Happy with her existence.

He periodically possesses her in a sort of Yami/Yugi situation, using her as a vessel to slay others in his name. Usually her friends or fellow clones (read as: siblings/cousins), considering the whole Slay Thy Neighbor idea jashinism functions on.

So yeah. Not the most well liked amongst her peers, but one of Orochimaru's favorites.

All the gore and heartbreak of existing has left her a pacifist, which she. Tries her best to act on despite the god inside her Disagreeing. She's surviving and trying to be a good person on spite and stubbornness alone low key.

She also loves gardening but unfortunately is terrible at it rip </3

being a writer leads to a genuinely helpful but also very stupid kind of mindfulness where you'll be having a sobbing breakdown or the worst anxiety attack of your life and think "okay, I really need to pay attention to how this feels. so I can incorporate it into my fanfiction."

Read below at your own risk, kinda gross but in correlation to this. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> Me when I got such a bad cut it stayed on my leg for months (It's still there, but finally scarred over) and I kept looking at it every few weeks going "Huh. So this is how flesh heals a deep wound." But slowly noticed it starting to go purple far too deep into the healing process. And instead of you know. Addressing it immediately went "Woah I wonder where this is going." It was going from purple to black. The cut turned deep black and started shriveling. I eventually realized it seemed to be rotting and collapsing inwards while still on my damn leg. Steadily spreading outwards. And I'm going to be completely honest here. I considered letting it get worse just to see what it would do. Out of morbid curiosity. But restrained myself. And instead spent the next few weeks pouring peroxide into it until it finally scarred over. So yeah. Dumb of me, admittedly. But. I know what an infected and rotted wound looks like through all the stages now. And that basic soap is simply Not Enough to help a wound that deep. It needs Sterilized and all that jazz. Then immediately afterwards went "Y'know this will actually probably be good to know for when characters get stabbed and shit if I want it to get accurately infected."

Itachi, 14, in the akatsuki is crazy, he should have been at the library. He should have been cringe.