Matt saying "Nuh-uh, honey" slays me every single time i think about it

I'm not sure I'll really care about a pokemon game again until they make one that expands on ultraspace. It's the ten year anniversary of sun and moon in just two years, come on

pardon me, its 8 years old. what the hell. I'm young enough that this is my first "wait that was 10 years ago, not last month". thats crazy

recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.

who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.

Sodus Point, east of Rochester, NY

mystery solved

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

this is like that thing they do for turtles in winter

it's so funny that you can hit all these buttons on a keyboard to make words appear on a screen. i will use this power to write about gay sex

He's literally me fr

How many times do you think he has to do this a day with how popular his game is

why do you think deltarune chapter 3 is taking so long...

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Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.

Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.

Girlies giggling and gasping because they said their 'hear me out' was Gill from Finding Nemo, like

I'm so sorry, babygirl, but that's a hot fish. I know you thought you were being so controversial, but that is one of the most fuckable cartoon fish in existence. This is weaksauce.

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please do not the snail.

please do not the me.

If i was a cosmic being, i would be ALL about the aesthetics

if you think about it, we're all just very low level cosmic beings...

this wasp may look small but it is actually the size of a dog. I took this picture through my giant microscope that I use to look at big things

doing the lord's work. I had to fight off a another giant fucking waps today on my way to my stupid fucking job. every day they get harder to defeat. great work Theevilentomologist39

these are some of the bugs that I am doing my experiments on…………………………………… EVIL things coming!!!!

my nails have all those spots on them because I’m a liar and I’m constantly receiving envelopes full of money that I earned in an evil way

Thosughsr not cohernentk

I was there when this was happened. truly a humbling experience being In the room where a tumblr post was penned.

Why is there a link to the signing of the constitution? Also i was there too :)

because they are equally important moments

black headed gull!