kicking off my newsletter/return to Blogging by being incredibly on brand (remembering our departed nobel laureate, making fun of/having feelings about a certain blonde billionaire, going insane about a documentary from 1999, talking about one direction but only a little little bit)
Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.🏎
Car dependency is so deeply engrained in the United States that we don’t dare to imagine rolling a z-scale Amtrak ALC-42 over them titties. Choo. 🚊
when a film or tv show takes place somewhere where you have been, it is your sacred duty as viewer to say “i’ve been there” every time you recognize a place
When a film or TV show claims to take place somewhere but you been there and it is your sacred duty as a view to say “no the hell that is not there.”
wip whenevering :)
“My point is—are you remembering feelings you had in a different life? Or are you actually feeling them, here, in this life?”
“I’m—I’m feeling them.” He felt his cheeks turn hot, because—he was feeling them. He’d buried them in the quest, but since it had ended, he had felt almost nothing else except how much he wanted Eliot’s company, all the time, and his smile and his laugh and the light in his eyes, and a kind of closeness with him he really only half-remembered knowing but desperately craved to discover anew, and also to suck his dick.
It was, like, embarrassing how bad he wanted that last one.
Something must have shown on his face, because Julia smiled, warm and a little amused. “Okay. So—maybe you lead with that.”
“I see.” Quentin nodded. “You’re saying—I have to prove to him it would work in this life, too.”
“You could try that,” she said, nodding. “Or—I was actually thinking, maybe just tell him how you feel?”
Quentin shook his head. “I’ve already blown my first shot at this. This time, my argument has to be ironclad.”
“Okay. I do understand why you feel that way. But, Q—it can’t be ironclad. Life doesn’t work like that. We can’t see the future.”
“Oh my god.” He felt a shudder like he was the cartoon lightbulb shining above his own head. “That’s it. Jules, you’re a genius.”
“Aw, thanks.” Julia batted her eyes, then frowned. “Wait—what’s it?”
“Probability magic. That’s exactly what I have to do.”
“Hmm. Interesting. I like the creativity? But—”
“We can’t see the future,” Quentin said, “but if I put together a spell and assemble a set of potential futures and a critical mass of them show that Eliot and I would be a successful romantic coupling, then he’ll have to admit I’m right.”
“And you’re sure that’s going to happen.”
“Why wouldn’t it?” He shrugged. “I know you don’t know him super well, and on the outside we seem really different because he’s, like, hot and really cool and great at parties, and I’m the opposite, but—opposites attract, right? Alice and I were, like, un-opposites, and that was, you know, shitshow central after, what, a couple weeks? And it does turn out that Eliot and I are just super compatible, long-term. So—so maybe we don’t get together in all possible realities, like, there are probably some where we don’t even meet, for starters, or where one of us gets hit by a car or something, but—logically speaking, based on the evidence, I feel highly confident that in a significant majority of the universes where we have the opportunity, we make productive use of it. And, again, once Eliot sees that, he would basically have to be an idiot to keep holding out.”
“Uh huh. So—there are no bad ideas in brainstorming, but—I’m just not sure that really addresses the fundamental issues that…”
“Do you think Fogg will let me access the library even though campus is still locked? I mean, whatever, it’s thanks to us he still has a fucking school, so—he better—”
“Q, I really think—”
“Thanks for listening.” He gave her a quick hug, energized by his new mission. “You always have the best ideas.”
i gotta get back into writing fic mostly bc it’s a hobby i love that brings me a lot of joy and i’ve hardly done it at all this year but also because too many people followed me during election week and i feel like i need to fire some gunshots on the property
i’m not the first person to make this observation but i really can’t believe it is currently the case that you can stumble on the r word anywhere on the internet…. like this is a goofy way to feel but on some level i’m like, ok i get that you don’t care about being a piece of shit but aren’t you fucking embarrassed to sound like you’re from fucking 4chan?
one of my long term clients moved recently and their new place is a ~40 minute commute from home if this one bus is running right but it’s incredibly unreliable especially at night which is how i wound up getting to the bus stop, texting the MTA to see if it was on its way, receiving notice that it was 42 minutes way, and sucking it up and walking the 32 minutes to the train which deposited me an 18 minute walk from my apartment. and i am only telling YOU all this so you can appreciate how HEINOUSLY UNJUST it is that having made it home and eaten the late dinner for which i was very hungry, i now must GO OUTSIDE AGAIN bc we are out of various key products >:[
okay I can already see where this is going so let’s try again
post not wrong but i’m fascinated by the description of figuring out basic story causality as “not a first draft tool”… i’m sure that process works for some people (and ofc your understanding of a story can change through revision) but i literally can’t write without thinking about this to the extent that most of the times when a story has stalled, temporarily or permanently, it’s been because i couldn’t figure out the connective tissue that made the future of the story make sense or i had written too great an emotional shift to fit causally and it was fucking up the narrative flow
the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.
the second best is the one the author used to work through some issues.
What is the MAIN reason you keep your fingernails the length you do?
what suits my hobby
whats best for work
what looks best/aesthetic reasons
hygiene
sensory issues
convenience
bad habits (picking/biting nails)
something else
my nail length varies too much to answer this
see results
my 3 week old lettuce in the fridge because i forgot about it
At the center of their [the secessionists'] strategy was a highly orchestrated effort to appeal directly to nonslaveholders by casting the decision over secession as one in which their future (and not just that of the planters) was at stake. To that end, old moderates-turned-fire-eaters built their own propaganda machine, an organization called the "1860 Association," formed in September 1860 by the Charleston merchant, Robert Gourdin, and a handful of men from the wealthiest planter families in the low country. They were a propaganda group functioning as a revolutionary club. The purpose, they boldly announced, was to prepare the South in the event of the "accession of Mr Lincoln and the Republican Party to power," and, specifically, to prepare, print, and distribute tracts and pamphlets "designed to awaken" the people of the slave states to a conviction of their danger and to urge the necessity of resisting Northern and federal aggression. The 1860 Association aimed, that is, to unify the public opinion of the state and the South behind secession as the proper response to the election of a "Black Republican" president. By the fall of 1860 every newspaper in the state, including the traditionally moderate Charleston Courier had fallen in line. The Association published and distributed all over the South some 166,000 pamphlets, all within the few months surrounding the presidential election. Tellingly enough, they specifically commissioned a pamphlet on the problem of the nonslaveholding voter.
Tract No. 5, James D. B. DeBow's The Interest in Slavery of the Southern Nonslaveholder, met the challenge head-on, offering an aggressive argument about how nonslaveholders "were even more deeply interested than any other in the maintenance of our institutions and in the success of the movement now inaugurated ... [for] the political independence of the South." The value and dignity of white men's labor in a slave society formed the crux of DeBow's appeal: "No white man at the South serves another as a body servant, to clean his boots, wait on his table, and perform the menial services of his household. His blood revolts against this and his necessities would never drive him to it." But just for good measure he finished with a threat, offering a dystopian image of the post-emancipation South as a scene of sexual and racial degradation that the rich white man would escape by emigration, but that nonslaveholders and their families would have to endure. DeBow's pamphlet was a virtual handbook for politicians and editors crafting the populist appeal, and it was recycled heavily through the fall of 1860 in local newspapers and speeches.
stephanie mccurry, confederate reckoning: power and politics in the civil war south
As fire-eaters formulated their strategy for the secession campaigns, the state's nonslaveholding majority were a powerful spectral presence. Daniel Hamilton, the U.S. marshal for Charleston, put the matter bluntly in private correspondence to Congressman William Porcher Miles. "Mark what I tell you," he wrote Miles, "when the battle comes in earnest, when talking is at an end and we find ourselves fairly embarked on a contest which will shake the world, you will find an element of great weakness in our own non-slaveholding population." It was a grave mistake to have brought the contest "upon the question of slavery" to a government controlled by a popular majority. "Think you that 360,000 slaveholders, will dictate terms for 3,000,000 of non-slaveholders at the South.--I fear not, I mistrust our own people more than I fear all the efforts of the abolitionists." Hamilton's fear that secession had been staked out on the wrong ground found powerful echo in the Upper South, a place he clearly--unlike most of his peers--already had in mind. In North Carolina, C. B. Harrison, fretting about how to carry the masses, declared that "secession in favor of slavery alone won't do." In December 1860 he eerily predicted that secessionists would prevail only when the doctrine of federal force was introduced and the issue changed from slavery "to popular liberty." Such anxiety about the plain folk was not often openly acknowledged in South Carolina, but Hamilton's view of nonslaveholders as the weakest link figured centrally in fire-eaters' aggressive propaganda campaign and electoral strategy in the critical fall of 1860.
stephanie mccurry, confederate reckoning: power and politics in the civil war south; bolding mine
the g*yl*rs have actually succeeded in making me feel occasionally defensive of travis kelce, a professional football player…. they keep accusing him of probably being MAGA when one of the five facts i know about him via swiftie anthropology is that he was the first white NFL player to take a knee which afaict from my position outside Sport is uhhhhh a way bolder and more genuinely controversial stance in his milieu and the world at large than literally anything taylor has ever done lmao