Everytime I drink coffee im like:
I mean id probably steal a vending machine too.
Me
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(Credit to artist)
"Long distance don't work".
Y'all live together and that shit don't work either, Karen.
So uh yeah
I could of died last night, due to a gas explosion. Which means someone equally as masochistic and funny as me would have to take over my tumblr.
Does my head hurt because i need more water or less coffee?
Well, time to chug some iced coffee