When it’s the baby’s due date and things are still status quo.
My pregnant wife is like:
When I’m speaking with parents of newborns and they’re sharing with me some mishaps they had while changing diapers . . . and then they mention projectile pooping.
I'm like:
When the sonographer focused in on our baby’s face to give us a close-up of what he looks like.
I was like:
Whenever I try and fold up the supposed “easy-fold” strollers.
It's like:
When my pregnant wife is nervous before the doctor comes into the room and I’m trying to make her laugh.
It's like:
When we have a wellness check-up that doesn’t include a sonogram.
I'm like:
When my wife tells me that it’s okay for me to get the cold cut hero that she’s been craving for the last few months but can’t have because she’s pregnant.
I'm like:
When I’m doing my “I’m the baby daddy” dance and embarrass my pregnant wife.
It's like:
How my pregnant wife acts when I’m eating something that she can’t have.
She's like:
When I think we’re seeing the doctor this week to get another sono and hear the heartbeat, but then realize it’s not until next week.
It's like:
When I’m going down a list of possible baby names with my pregnant wife and come across one that she absolutely, positively does not like.
It's like:
When my pregnant wife is too tired to cook and so I take a stab at making dinner.
She's like:
Whenever I’m arguing with my wife about the baby and she’s spouting off pregnancy facts and figures and won’t let me get a word in edge wise.
As soon as she takes a pause in breath, I'm like:
When the doctor hands us our sono pictures and tells us everything looks good and we can go to the desk and schedule our next appointment.
I'm like:
Trying to not wake my pregnant wife as I walk through our dark bedroom after she went to bed early.
I'm like:
Standing in front of the table when dessert is put out and there’s more than one pregnant woman in the room.
It's like:
When a pregnancy forum tells me I have to register with them in order to see the response to a question.
I'm like: