When my pregnant wife is cranky before she leaves for work, but when I get home later in the day she tells me she’s feeling better because she picked something up for the nursery during the day.
I'm like:
Whenever my pregnant wife tells me that a suggestion I made for the nursery makes sense.
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When my wife asks me if I can lift one of the pieces of baby furniture.
I'm like:
When my wife tells me to guess what she wants to get for the nursery.
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When I take the initiative to pick something out for the nursery that my pregnant wife wanted only to be told that it was a different color.
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When we disagree on something having to do with the baby and bring in a neutral party to tell us who’s right.
When that person sides with me, I'm like (followed by my pregnant wife's reaction):
When I finish painting the nursery, my pregnant wife comes in and says that she’s happy with the color AND the paint job I did.
I'm like: