i love it when pets fall asleep on me because i can ask anyone to do anything for me sorry i can’t get up i have been chosen

remember when tommy nearly straight up murdered his brother

ok but dil was acting like a little bitch, we all know he deserved it

how is the “annoying orange” doing??? is he okay?? has he calmed down

hes the president now

perk of dating me: i have no social life so we can hang out whenever it’s convenient for you

current mood

truce // twenty one pilots

me at any point of any day: i feel weird

what does it feel like 2 be like………………….., calm

i don’t think straight people will ever truly understand why many of us gay people LOVE being gay and why we would not change ourselves for the world. even the most progressive straight people, deep down, they pity us. they think we’d probably rather be straight if we could. “progressive” people always make the argument that “being gay isn’t a choice, because who would ever choose to be gay??” guess what: i didn’t choose to be gay, but i would. they’ll never understand that once we’re able to accept ourselves and find a safe community, being gay feels amazing. i love being a woman who loves women. and it’s only because of them that i’ve ever had to even think about questioning that.