OK so I don't usually bring personal stuff to this blog but I am being hunted for sport by my book club for the way I read my books and I just want to check how badly I have misjudged what is "normal" in this situation lol

So far I have been called "unhinged", "profoundly disturbed" and a number of variations thereupon for my habit of just... closing the book. Which I guess isn't what everyone else is doing. Apparently.

Also please, if you have very strong feelings about this, yell to your heart's content - I can direct you to an entire book club of people who will yell right along with you 😅

not to glorify the early years tumblr hellscape but this site was infinitely better when you could block anon hate and then immediately find out who was sending it by checking your blocklist and i for one propose that we bring that back. no rights for cowards.

I wish I was a stress cleaner. Never once has my response to stress been “time to employ some good habits”

'I don't know how to cope when you kiss me like that.'

He murmured dazedly, a stupid smile plastered to his face.

Nesta scoffed, hiding the lift of her lips in the corner of her lab coat, as she pushed him away from the fume hood. He stumbled back, gasping and clutching his chest. Dramatic bastard.

'Your inability to cope is a general condition of character, entirely independent of me, Velaris.'

She said dryly, grabbing the cloth and disinfectant and pointedly turning on Rhysand.

'You're so cruel to me, gorgeous.'

'I can be so much worse.'

'You promise?'

He dared, making her heart trip and soul bond dance.

She couldn't help it and glanced behind her, disheartened when she met the back of his head, perfectly coiffed, of course. God help her, she wanted to see him looking at her, in that way he sometimes did when she threw daggers at him. Like he loved the worst of her.

She stood, willing him to turn, just for a moment.

'Stop leering at me, Archeron. I thought you needed the hood for 'important, life-saving' research.'

His ability to sense her eyes on him was uncanny and highly frustrating.

It was a joke. There was a warming teasing tone to his voice. It still rankled her in a way it shouldn't have. In a way he was distinctly talented it.

'Go fuck yourself, Velaris.'

Mai and Zuko🖤

I love them

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Ok new game. What's the thing you're a fan of that you're the most pretentious about. NOT the most pretentious thing you're a fan of, I mean the thing that makes *you* act like one of those "oh yeah? Name five of their albums" people. There is a difference

Bad news: everyone who has said some variation of "umm actually I don't do that 🙏 I'm a good person" is more annoying than the rest of us confessing to our nerd crimes. Yes you do. I guarantee it you do. You're saying Um, Actually right now

it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

They call me Johnny Six-Bowls. No, I don't smoke weed, it's - yeah, I know. It's cause when I cook I need a buncha those little bowls to put my stuff in. You know, cut up veggies and stuff. What's the word. Mise en place. Yeah. So I gotta have a bunch of em with stuff all prepped before I start. Elsewise it's all chaos. Anyway. You here to duel? Or should I give you head

I had to, I'm sorry

garfield caused a controversy a decade ago by publishing this on veterans day

based

happy national stupid day for idiots that died for a dumbass reason

my time has come

So there's the idea of "kitchen table poly," AKA "everyone in the polycule needs to be able to sit at a kitchen table together and get along like friends."

One of my roommates just came up with a counter idea, which is "poker table poly." Everyone in the polycule must be enemies. No one is allowed to get too chummy or they're kicked out. They all also likely owe eachother money.

Evil Vizier poly, you all whisper plots against other people in the polycule.

Armand and Louis keep playing, they're going to fuck around and LESTAT is going to be the one to fuck Daniel first💀

eris tries to warn rhys and cassian about beron's plans to take spring and cassian says... "enough with the double-talk. tamlin's staying in his beast form and is finally getting the punishment he deserves. so what?"

if sjm wanted us to think cassian is a strategic, intelligent GENERAL and courtier-to-be WHY did she make him so stupid? i'm so serious this man does not have an ounce of curiosity about anything besides nesta's tits

#This feeds my theory that each member of the IC was chosen to lead just because they kiss rhysands ass - not due to merit#Like not one of them seem to do their job#Amren does absolutely nothing more than yap - agree to whatever benefits her and try to intimidate people#Cassian is a general that has the time to train Nesta and other priestesses and has some weird ass takes for someone who should be strategi#I dont even know what Mor does for the HC other than show up to spite her father and look pretty#I guess I could give Azriel the benefit of the doubt... for now#Nesta is there kind of against her will? - Elain ... is there I guess - and Feyre is basically a glorified trophy wife at this point#acotar#acotar critical#anti cassian#anti rhysand#anti ic#anti inner circle#a court of thorns and roses

It's funny that Louis is canonically always on the grind. He's investing he's a real estate mogul he's a multi millionaire he watches the stock market open and all his husbands are cringefail jobless art guys who also suck so bad. Except for human Daniel who has two pulitzers.