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You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.
Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)
so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
And notice the potato doesn’t guilt you with “if you don’t, something horrible will happen.” Potato wouldn’t betray you like that, because potato is a refined person of good humor and character, and understands that, sometimes, a visit to your dashboard just isn’t convenient right now. Sometimes you just went on a fandom gif reblogging spree or your energy is low, you do not have the time to make your dashboard suitable to guests, and a polite visit just isn’t in the cards. Potato understands this, and doesn’t get upset, or gods forbid, throws a tantrum and wishes ill on your household. Instead, Potato merely stores away their blessings for a later visit and leaves as a good friend should.
Be like Potato. Be a good friend.
i know what i want, potato, come through for me!
I'm at the point where I am asking the potato for a landslide Kamala Harris victory
dang this is some good timing
DELIVER FOR ME WISH POTATO OF LUCK
As always, if you feel that you are in personal danger please step away from the situation and take care of yourself first.
also, polling places aren’t opening the whole day tomorrow. make sure you know when your polling places close and open.
If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
save me latin america
me about to skew the results with everyone who keeps kosher weighing in: it's not meat because it's pareve
save me jumblr
no joke as a scientist this is probably the most fascinating poll I've ever made
I’m noticing an emerging spectrum in your tags.
Hey, pals, love the energy, and that's why you should be shouting to the hills that the Biden-Harris administration MADE THIS HAPPEN.
If you are getting a federally-backed mortgage through Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac, your positive rental history DOES COUNT.
Andrew Garfield talks to Elmo about grief and the passing of his mother
WAIT. Wait wait WAIT.
poltergeists:
poltergeists are just the ghosts of rambunctious housecats
“The power of Christ says psspsspss! The power of Christ says psspsspss!”
*fills a spray bottle with holy water*
You sprinkle Miette with holy water? You get her ectoplasma damp?! Oh! Oh! Hell for Mother! Hell for Mother for thousands of years! 😾
Andrew Garfield on consent and privacy
he's right and he should say it
My family has an old recipe that includes the instruction to allow the dough to age for several weeks in a cool, dry space before cutting into small cubes and baking. We never did the powdered sugar or icing, tho.
With NASA announcing their streaming service NASA+ and also announcing it’s going to be free and also ad free, I’d just like to appreciate the lengths they go to make scientific knowledge and exploration as available as they possibly can.
There's more info at this link. Gosh I'm excited about this.
Hi I have a question about Pacific Rim. Given that the sparring is just A way to test for drift compatibility and any activity that requires people to collaborate and anticipate each others moves works, including stuff like multi player video games
They are piloting a Jaeger together in my imagination
#hate this. im in the shatterdome trying to coordinate my jaegers in the field fighting for the fate of humanity #and these two chuckleheads over here won’t stop doing bits on the open channel #they keep defeating kaiju with slapstick routines and its INFURIATING
yeah the worst part is it's actually working for them
