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#me #about me #this post gets me. it understand me #tag dump. making THIS my main blog post #cel speaks #cel answers #ouranophilia #1w9 #cels doodles

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horseabortion69

I've been waiting to hear this my entire life

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lemonadeslice

what are you gonna be? i'll be asleep

#i got the otgw hot topic nail set and jason funderberker earrings i am OVER THE GARDEN WALL-ED OUT 🔥🔥🔥

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tophatofdoom

qqchurch

thinking about that post saying that Trump is the candidate sent by god to be the president but to accelerate America's destruction rather than anything positive

qqchurch

#damn #don’t go here anymore but from what i know. god allowed kingdoms to fall #and they fell believing it was god’s will they’d rise #man n his hubris ykwim #so it can be argued trump was divinely appointed just not for the reasons you expect…. or want

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kedreeva

Following the author of The Last Unicorn on Facebook is the only thing that makes being on that site worthwhile.

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naamahdarling

I met him very briefly but even in just a few minutes you could just tell. You would not BELIEVE the vibes of kindness coming off him. He's so incredible. He signed some unicorn art I did while waiting to see the movie and I really need to get it framed.

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prokopetz

The author's poorly disguised fetish
The author's proudly displayed fetish
The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have
The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise
The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing
The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves
The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding
The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through
The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road
The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that

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damazcuz

99% of ramblers quit right before they conceive of a coherent thought. KEEP TALKING

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doncherrycola

i agree with british people when they say fooking ell

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grapefruiters

nedlittle

vehicular manslaughter chappell roan be like you can hit a hundred boys with cars

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engildedalcove

pengychan

My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

pengychan

"Doctor, give it to me straight" "You sure, there's a fee" "… Give it to me gay"