Fact: potatoes are gay. If u eat potatoes, congrats, u are now a gay
Fact: potatoes hate finals
In case u didn't check snapchat yet
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SEND UR HOLIDAY LETTERS ON A FUCKIN POTATO
Happy national potato day 🍟🍠🎉
Tell me how yall are gonna celebrate potato day
Contest??? idk
Okay so October 27 is National Potato Day n so what Im thinkin is yall send spoopy potato shitposts or whatever tf you want to this blog
And ill pick a winner on Oct 27 and for the winner, Ill mail u a potato or some shit
Sound good? pls like this if ur interested
message me if you have any questions
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stoneroses
the article just got better as i kept on reading
A WHOLE RAW POTATO THIS STILL KILLS ME
Sometimes, raw potatoes can be used to calm ur boners. But avoid curly fries bc ur boner will pop back out at the sight of those bad boys
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Step one. Put potato into ground Step two. Wait Step three. Harvest multiplying potatoes from ground when ready
Step four. Raise your army Step five. Take over the world
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i am eating a baked potato for breakfast, i maybe have lost control of my life
Or maybe u have found the secret to life
Instant mashed potatoes? More like instant happiness
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Anonymous asked:
i love you more than i love potatoes.. and i love potatoes... ALOT
Well I love you even MORE!!
This is a PSA: potatoes love Thomas Sanders the most
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Fact: we need a damn potato emoji
WE BEEN SLEEPIN ON THE SWEET POTATO EMOJI OH LORD ALMIGHTY 🍠🍠🍠🍠
Fact: we need a damn potato emoji
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*kicks a potato*
Tf did we ever do to you?
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At what point in life do adults stop ordering fries as their side dish and start ordering a baked potato? Right now I’m thinking I will always order fries but what if I hit 30 and I’m all about that baked potato?
Ordering a baked potato instead of fries is a sign of you giving up ur childhood, but it's a choice