You can’t kinkshame potatoes bc everyone loves them

I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk

Happy national potato day 🍟🍠🎉

Ok but rlly tho u can celebrate potato day every day

Potatoes are a girl’s best friend

Ur my best fren 2

Unlike humans, potatoes are not afraid of being fried alive

me in crisis mode

Sometimes you can roast potatoes by skewering them and toasting them on an open fire just like marshmallows

Other times you can roast potatoes just by telling them, “Your life is so meaningless, you don’t even belong to the couch.”

SEND UR VALENTINES ON A FUCKIN POTATO

My brother found an entire potato in his bag of chips.

You can’t kinkshame potatoes bc everyone loves them

I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

i luv u too

wait what was in the stew

Everyone thinks potatoes are the most boring bunch in the office but once the weekend hits they go from mild to wild. Never underestimate anyone.

Disney Princesses Reimagined as a Potato (via imgur) Previously: Disney Princesses as Sloths

*angrily eats mashed potatoes*

Potato Party

Hey hi, I’m gonna start doing selfie Sundays. I’m doing this bc people constantly call themselves a potato when they post a picture of themselves, as if it’s a bad thing and as if they aren’t beautiful. Redefine what it means to call yourself a potato!! Because you’re all gorgeous potatoes ❤❤❤

So if you want to send a picture of yourself, tag @potato-facts in the caption area or just submit a picture of yourself!! You can submit or tag me any time you want, but I’ll reblog them all on Sunday. Join in on the potato parties!! 😊