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Eliza Ackerman

@postwarlevi / postwarlevi.tumblr.com

30s Lives for domestic fluff, just wants to take care of Levi no requests, forgive me. Will ask for suggestions at times.
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AOT characters and what you'd do for Valentines Day

Erwin - Fancy night out. You're both dressing up for dinner reservations Erwin made months ago. He loves showing you off.

Levi - Private night in. Levi loves having you to himself. Dinner at home, movie at home, both of you together. Perfect.

Miche - Volunteering. Big guy has a heart of gold. You spend the day reading to kids at the library and adopting walking shelter dogs.

Hange - Sky diving. You're both up for adventure! The excitement and adrenaline hits hard and somehow it's very bonding.

Eren - Movies. This could be movies at home or movies at a theater. Either way there are snacks and probably a little kissing.

Armin - Aquarium. Viewing sea life up close. You do the animal encounters like feeding stingrays and meeting the sea otters!

Mikasa - Play/musical. A little dress up and holding hands in the dark, sharing laughs and smiles while watching a show.

Jean - Stargazing. A blanket and drinks are packed. He points out specific romantic constellations and you see a shooting star.

Connie - Escape Room. Romantic? Sure. Fun? YES. You team up with other couples and made it out in time, all going out for drinks after.

Sasha - Breakfast in bed. Today she is spoiling you, and a large breakfast is first up. It's cleaned up for a nap, then lunch is next!

Historia - Dance class. From learning proper hold for a waltz to the energetic cha cha to doing spins for swing, you have a great time.

Ymir - Rock climbing. She'll cheer you on as you go first. Chances are you share a moment at the top, or when you come back down.

Annie - Dinning cruise. A quiet-ish romantic evening on the water. Dinner, nice scenery, and some entertainment, if you want to dance.

Reiner - Painting class. You get to paint something for each other. It's guided so will come out just fine even if you don't think you're artistic.

Pieck - Botanical Gardens. A nice afternoon of walking through pathways of flowers, trees and ponds. Butterfly garden is a bonus.

Porco - Beach sunset. A large blanket and a cooler for drinks and snacks. Wear your bathing suit, cause you're going for a swim too.

Niccolo - Outdoor picnic. A shady spot under a tree with the radio playing love songs and dishes you and Niccolo made yourselves.

Colt - Carnival. Rides, games and food. You hold hands on the ferris wheel, he wins you a stuffed animal and you get churros and donuts.

Just for fun some more accurate sounding than others please just enjoy haha

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AOT characters favorite classic horror movies (pre 1970s)

Levi - Island of Lost Souls 1932. A bit of an unknown film that can spark controversy and be unsettling, based on The Island of Doctor Moreau. A shipwrecked man on a remote island meets some of it's inhabitants and soon finds out a cruel scientist has been conducting experiments on now hybrid, half human, half animal creatures. Levi is on the main characters side and finds Dr Moreau a villain for how he treated the hybrids.

Hange - Creature From the Black Lagoon 1954. Filmed in 3D, the film follows an expedition in the Amazon looking for the remains of a fossilized hand of a possible new species. An amphibian humanoid kills a couple crew members when they attack it, and remains unseen by the rest of the crew as it follows them deeper down river. Hange is obsessed! They would love to really find something like this, but also wouldn't want to invade it's habitat if it's just trying to live.

Erwin - Dracula 1931. Bela Lugosi is one suave vampire. Traveling character Renfield accidently makes his way to Draculas castle and is made his slave. He helps Dracula move about and wreak havoc among the women of a new town. Erwin can't help but feel charmed by Draculas character, while feeling bad for Reinfield and also rooting for professor Van Helsing. Fun fact, a Spanish version was filmed at the same time during the evening using the same sets and costumes.

Miche - The Wolf Man 1941. Lon Chaney Jr plays the title character, a man returning to his home town, who wants to impress a lady. He buys a fancy silver walking stick and one night is attacked by a wolf, which turns out to be a werewolf, and now he is one himself. Miche can almost see himself in the big man, whose sympathetic character fortune is not very kind to.

Eren - Invasion of the Body Snatchers 1956. The original pod people movie. Starts as a flashback where residents in a town see a doctor insisting their family members are not who they seem. This is dismissed until evidence is found of exact duplicates of people emerging from a greenhouse. It's a scary thing, when those you know might be themselves. Eren can be picky about his black and white movies, but likes this better than the remake.

Armin - Village of the Damned 1960. Randomly one day in a small peaceful village, everyone falls alseep at the same time, and when they wake up, every female of child-bearing age is pregnant. This causes major issues between couples and all the children are born at the same time and have the same bright eyes and blonde hair. They're unusually smart and can read minds and soon deaths of the villagers who don't like the children start happening. Armin enjoys the pacing of this one, and while not exactly scary, he's learned one thing: If you don't want someone to know what you're thinking, put up a brick wall.

Mikasa - The Bride of Frankenstein 1935. The first sequel to any Universal monster movie, it starts when we find Frankenstein and his monster are still 'alive'. The doctor is forced to continue his experiments and make a friend for the monster, who is trying to outrun those who wish to destroy him. You know it's a feat when the title character is on screen for less than ten minutes and still packs a punch! Mikasa feels bad for both monsters who are misunderstood.

Jean - The Invisible Man 1933. Sci fi-ish flick based on an HG Wells novel, about a man researching a dangerous drug that he finds out has a side effect of invisibility. Testing it on himself, he doesn't realize it also causes insanity and goes on a wild violent rampage. Jean loves the invisible effect, the main cast, has a tiny crush on Gloria Stuart, and wonders if the title character subconsciously wanted to commit some of those crimes because humanity just makes him mad sometimes.

Connie - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 1948. The first of the comedy duo meeting movie monsters, you're in for a lot of laughs. Abbott and Costello are baggage handlers and accidently meet with the real figures (instead of wax) of Dracula and Frankenstein. Dracula controls Frankenstein and needs a new brain for him. Along the way the Wolf Man tries to assist A&C. You're not watching for the plot here, and Connie loves the silly jokes of it all. A great Halloween film for him.

Sasha - The Blob 1958. Almost 30 year old Steve McQueen plays a teenager in a small town where a meteorite crash lands and reveals a gelatin like creature that latches on and absorbs everything it touches. The town can't figure out a way to stop it! Sasha adores this film and the theme song in the beginning is her ring tone.

Historia - House on Haunted Hill 1959. Campy Vincent Price goodness. A millionaire and his wife offer five people a great amount of money to stay overnight in a spooky mansion. Early on we see the couple is not so happy and sinister things start in right away. A fun old fashion horror suspense that everyone can enjoy. Historia likes it even if it's corny at times.

Ymir - Dracula's Daughter 1936. A bit controversial for the time, this female vampire is clearly attracted to other females. The movie picks up near where the original Dracula ended, and his daughter is alive and well. Though she wishes to be free of her bloodlust, she can't help but give in. Ymir loves watching this one with Historia, who squeals when Ymir bites her neck.

Annie - The Cat People 1942. A film that provides suspense with what you don't see. A newly married woman with an obsession with cats insists she's descended from people able to transform into panthers when she's hit with overwhelming passion. It's got a noir feel with lightning that make it almost beautiful. Annie appreciates the technique and storyline.

Reiner - Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde 1931. The best version if you ask Reiner. A tale of two men, an upstanding doctor, and a violent, amoral man, both stuck in one body. Made before the production code, for a while portions were removed due to content. It's restored, with the sets, costumes, and the shocking transformation scene intact. Reiner really feels for the main character.

Pieck - Diabolique 1955. A French psychological horror about a married woman and her husbands mistress who plot to kill him, but it doesn't go right almost from the start. Pieck likes thrillers to downright horror and figured some of it out but was still thrown by the ending.

Porco - Psycho 1960. Porco loves his Hitchcock films, and this is one of the best. A woman on the run for stealing stops at a small rundown Bates motel and meets the polite and interesting owner. Considered an early slasher film, and a little controversial, there's tense scenes Porco loves seeing others reaction too, especially considering the time.

Niccolo - Nosferatu 1922. Niccolo appreciates silent film, like this German classic that's an unofficial version of Dracula, where we go to Transylvania and meet the peculiar Count Orlok. Though the original music score is mostly lost, this influential film still packs a punch with some creepy scenes.

Colt - Them 1954. An early nuclear big bug monster movie. Giant ants invade a town and start spreading out, leading scientists and others to come up with methods to dispose of them. A bit campy but one of the better giant bug movies. Colt loves watching this one cause Falco can watch too and it's not too scary.

What do you think? Would they like these movies? I hope I gave some ideas for some movie watching. Some of these are in public domain and up for free on Youtube.

If anyone wants to do a newer movie version of this go for it! BTW I really wanted to give Eren Night of the Living Dead but have never been brave enough to watch so... yeah hehe

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What AOT characters dress their kids up for Halloween (ages 0 to 5) with pics!

A couple possible unsettling pics. All in good fun!

Levi - A bunny. His baby is precious to him and he'll keep them tiny as long as he can.

Hange - Mad scientist, just like Hange :)

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AOT characters favorite Halloween candy

Levi - Whoppers. He likes the weirdest stuff sometimes, and gets them all to himself.

Hange - South Patch Kids. First sour, than sweet. The most fun candy ever!

Erwin - Bit o Honey. Old school dad candy for Erwin. Also likes Mary Janes.... yep.

Miche - Runts. Loves the fruit explosion. Would pick orange as his favorite if he had to.

Eren - Snickers. Hangry Eren? Throw him a Snickers! Caramel, peanuts and chocolate does a body good.

Armin - Twix. Likes the crunch and can save one for later.

Mikasa - Smarties. Give her a roll and she'll pick them out one at a time and make it last.

Jean - Skittles. He likes both regular and sour. Green is his favorite, the lime version!

Connie - Candy Corn. He will argue with anyone who doesn't like it.

Sasha - Reeses Peanut Butter Cups. This girl knows what's up. Likes the big cups best but will take any!

Historia - Red Hots. She likes her spicy candy and has a high tolerance level.

Ymir - Three Musketeers. Fluffy, light mousse interior. It makes her happy.

Annie - caramel Ghirardelli squares. She wants the best or nothing at all.

Reiner - Lemonheads. A classic that lasts long enough that he doesn't have to eat a handful.

Pieck - Mounds. Loves dark chocolate and coconut. Will accept Almond Joy as an alternative.

Porco - Jolly Ranchers. Is addicted to them. Always has some. Watermelon and fruit punch are his favorites.

Niccolo - Peanut M&Ms. Doesn't care for other versions. Maybe it's the peanuts?

Colt - Kit Kat. Classic crispy wafer. Eats one at a time, cannot just bite into the whole bar.

Gabi - Nerds. Sugar. Sugar sugar sugar! Eats directly from the box. Prefers that to the rope.

Falco - Gummy Bears. Plays with them before he eats them by making gummy armies (don't tell Gabi).

If anyone wants to do another version with other candies or ones they hate go for it and tag me! I'd love to know your list :)

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AOT characters winning NHL trophies

With playing styles/line formations

In honor of the Stanley Cup playoffs

F - forward / D - defense / G - goalie / A - assistant captain / C - captain

F Eren - Rocket Richard trophy, most goals in regular season. This guy can score from anywhere on the ice. He moves fast so is always drawing penalties and over 90% of the time scores on a one timer. He can also score on breakaways on penalty kills. His line mate Armin knows best how to find him on the ice. Also isn't afraid to get gritty and get in the pile of players to make sure the puck hits the back of the net, which can result in fights and more penalties.

F Armin - Conn Smyth trophy, MVP in playoffs. While not one of the heavier players, his determination makes it hard to get him off the puck. He's good during the regular season, but Armin has a whole other level during the playoffs. He's the guy that says 'you guys tired? Get on my back, I'll carry you.' After his team was down 3 to 1, he scored a natural hattrick for the win in overtime. Looks up to his captain and gives his team motivation speeches and shows that he means every word.

F Jean - Frank Selke award, best defensive forward. If the other team is heading to the offensive zone and his team is unprepared, Jean can quickly get into position and knows how to defend. He has the most takeaways of anyone on his team, and is known for his cross ice passes to find his line mates who are now behind the opposing defense for a scoring chance. Sees time killing penalties and can play the position of defense if anyone gets injured or takes a penalty.

Eren, Armin and Jean get paired together when Jean plays forward. Known as the Titan line as they make big plays when needed.

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"I can't wait to see you! The kids will be so happy!" You squeal on the phone to your husband.

He's been away on business but was able to catch an earlier flight and will be home sooner then expected.

"Come on kids, daddies coming home!" You tell them, earning cheers.

You race around making things nice for his arrival.

Out of the airport and in a taxi, he sighs. He can't wait to see you either. It's only been a week but it feels much longer away from you and the kids.

Once home he walks up the drive and sees the door open as you spot him.

"Daddy!" Your 3 year old son and 5 year old daughter run to him with you following behind.

All the fatigue of travel washes away in an instant.

"Chipmunks!" He drops his bags and leans down just in time for his daughter to jump into his arms, his son wrapping himself around his leg.

They giggle at the name and babble over each other. He picks up his son too and carries them both over to you, who is smiling widely at the sight.

"Hello, sweetheart." You lean in between the kids and kiss your husband firmly.

"Hi, beautiful." He smiles as you part, and you go grab the bag on the ground to go inside.

"Happy Daddies Day!" He's barely in the house and the kids are wiggling out of his grasp, running over to get the pictures they colored for him.

"Wow! This is so good! Great job! I love it!" He says in an over enthusiastic manner that matches their excitement.

"I cleaned my room!" Your daughter says proudly.

"You did? I bet it looks amazing!" He picks her up to kiss her cheeks, getting more giggles as she kisses him back.

"Daddy." Your son takes his hand and leads him to the kitchen.

"Whoa! What is this?" He turns to you.

"Your welcome home dinner. We just finished recently." You barely made it with the help the kids put in, but they wanted to be involved.

You go over to the oven and pull out something that smells delicious.

"And dessert? What did I do to deserve this?" He comes over to you and gives another kiss, this one a little more intimate, making the kids snicker.

"You're the best dad in the world. Best husband. Everything." You say in between pecks.

He smiles as he holds you.

"Hear that kids? You think I'm the best dad?" He looks over to the little ones who are sitting at the table expectantly.

"Yeah!" They agree. He's the best dad ever.

You all eat dinner and dessert, try to have a conversation in between the children's interruptions, clean up and put the homemade colored pictures on the refrigerator.

The kids are still too excited to sleep so you all snuggle on the couch together under a large blanket.

It's not long before exhaustion hits the love of your life and he's snoring right along with your sleeping son and daughter.

You watch them sleep, one child on each side, buried into the father they love so much.

You brush their hair back and lean closer to kiss your husbands cheek.

"Welcome home, my love."

You rest your head on his shoulder and reach an arm his middle.

He hums in response and nuzzles into your neck.

You stay like that half the night and only awaken when you're being lifted off the couch.

He's gotten the kids into their own bed and now you in yours, getting in beside you.

You let out a sleepy yawn. "Love you." You mumble as you both get comfortable in each others embrace.

"Love you too." He says with a kiss to your forehead.

As far as he's concerned, every day with his family is a holiday.

Because they all deserve domestic fluffy happiness.

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Attack on Titan dads, get so overwhelmed by the birth of their firstborn they cry holding them for the first time.

They help with everything at home and tell you what a great job you're doing as well.

After a tiring night where baby just won't sleep, they kiss your cheek and whisper "it's okay, stay in bed, I got it."

You manage about an hour of sleep and upon waking go to the babies room to find dad walking around the room humming soft lullabies with them in their arms.

Standing quietly in the doorway taking in the sight, you hear pieces of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and You Are My Sunshine, among other things.

Seeing you there with a smile on your face, dad smiles back and motions for you to come over. As they keep one arm holding the baby, the other goes around you, whispering a small "morning."

Baby is fast asleep in daddies arms, and you sigh happily, wrapping your arms around your partners waist, thankful for a peaceful morning with your two loves.

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Attack on Titan dads, get so overwhelmed by the birth of their firstborn they cry holding them for the first time.

They help with everything at home and tell you what a great job you're doing as well.

After a tiring night where baby just won't sleep, they kiss your cheek and whisper "it's okay, stay in bed, I got it."

You manage about an hour of sleep and upon waking go to the babies room to find dad walking around the room humming soft lullabies with them in their arms.

Standing quietly in the doorway taking in the sight, you hear pieces of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and You Are My Sunshine, among other things.

Seeing you there with a smile on your face, dad smiles back and motions for you to come over. As they keep one arm holding the baby, the other goes around you, whispering a small "morning."

Baby is fast asleep in daddies arms, and you sigh happily, wrapping your arms around your partners waist, thankful for a peaceful morning with your two loves.

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AOT dads getting their kid drivable riding vehicles

All kids around 5 to 6 years old.

Eren - Gets a cool looking Lamborghini Aventador with hydraulic doors. Puts batteries in for the lights and working horn. Those come out when the horn gets stuck on and Eren takes the front apart to try to fix it, and has to get Armins help to reassemble it. Blasts kids tunes from the included Bluetooth.

Armin - Picks the Ford Mustang with extra safe seatbelt. Takes a while to put together but worth it. Best on pavement so brings it to the park walking trails. Teaches kid about steering and reversing, while keeping a tight grip on the remote control.

Connie - Gets a Trailer Racer ATV. Goes up to 6mph and 3 in reverse. Can go on hard surfaces to walkways and grassy terrain. Accidently let's his kid crash into things by putting it right into fast mode. They won't give it another go until daddy shows them it's safe by getting in, and almost breaking it due to his weight. Keeps it on slow speed and disables reverse.

Jean - Goes with the two seater Dune Racer. Similar features to the ATV. Keeps it in slow mode, let's Connie's kid join in the passenger seat. Great for trips to the beach. Speed walks along side it until he gets tired, or the battery starts to runs out. Talks Connie into the upgrade so the dads can race while the kids are at school so the kids can drive together at both houses.

Levi - Does not want his kid having one. Has the most trouble being persuaded. Insists it's dangerous. Goes with the BMW where the parental control, controls everything. The speed, even the steering wheel. Still pads the kid up to the point they barely fit in the seat. Eventually takes it off and let's them have more control, but still holds the remote just in case.

Erwin - Looks up reviews for safest option. Goes with the Toyota Tundra with a long range parental remote control so he can keep an eye and intervene if needed. There's an emergency brake system, workable headlights, and with a top speed of 3mph, it's useable inside too. The remote control gets used more often though.

Miche - Get's the Jeep Wrangler. Uses it to teach his kid about cars. Instead of assembling it out of the box, they disassemble it and put it back together. The kid knows more about cars then lots of adults. Is a great driver. Talks dad into modifying it's speed to go faster.

Reiner - Goes with a reliable John Deere Tractor. Has a big yard so very quickly feels comfortable with the higher speed. Has a radio and an attachable trailer, so helps dad carry around tools for yardwork. Also brings out snacks and drinks from inside. Learns how to go in reverse after a while. Adjustable seats let them stay in it longer as they grow.

Porco - Is quite skeptical but gives in after doing some research. Gets a Land Rover featuring a real driving experience. Has a key, adjustable mirror, lights, radio, etc. Two seater to share with cousins. Keeps it on low speed mainly. Gets annoyed that the battery seems to die rather quickly and takes it apart to install a better one.

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What AOT characters order from Olive Garden

Includes any apps, drinks and desserts!

Levi -Hange gets him to try a margarita. He hates it, and somehow gets herbal tea that's not on the menu. Chicken & gnocchi soup, eats half a breadstick. Steals some of Erwins and Hanges app when offered. Gets the grilled chicken margherita with the pesto lemon garlic sauce. Asks for a side of angel hair and marinara. Isn't going to get a dessert but winds up splitting the zeppoli with Miche.

Hange - Amaretto sour and water to drink. Zuppa toscana soup and a couple breadsticks. Gets Shrimp fritto misto to start and passes the plate around. Gets the 6oz sirloin steak with the fettuccine alfredo side and lots of cheese. Brings home a piece of black tie mousse cake.

Erwin - A red wine and a water, pasta fagioli soup, one breadstick. Orders spinach-artichoke dip for whoever wants. Levi and Miche do. Gets the eggplant parmigiana, asks for meat sauce on the spaghetti, adds broccoli and mushrooms. Gets tiramisu for dessert.

Miche - A couple beers, then a coke, lots of salad and breadsticks, with a marinara dipping sauce for them. Gets a large plate of chicken and shrimp carbonara, with creamy sauce and lots of bacon. Finishes with zeppoli donuts and asks who wants some.

Eren - Coke to drink, chicken & gnocchi soup, two breadsticks, plus gets calamari and shares with Armin. Does the create your own pasta bowl with spaghetti and meat sauce, adding meatballs for topping. Gets a trio of dolcini to share with Armin and Mikasa (let's pretend those are still on the menu) gets the dark chocolate cake flavor.

Armin - Sprite to drink, salad with lots of dressing to dip the breadsticks in, and the shared calamari. Can't decide between chicken and shrimp alfredo, finally gets chicken. Gets the limoncello mousse dolcini.

Mikasa - Bellini peach raspberry iced tea, salad and a couple breadsticks. Gets fried mozzarella sticks but only eats a couple. Saves her appetite for the giant stuffed shells with extra cheese. Finishes with the strawberry and white chocolate cream cake dolcini.

Sasha - Gets a coke to drink, then you know she's ordering the never ending pasta bowl! Might ask for the spicy zuppa toscana soup to hold her over, and dip her breadsticks in. Orders rigatoni, then angel hair twice, with meat sauce, creamy mushroom, and meat sauce again. Adds meatballs, shrimp, then chicken to top. Doesn't understand why she can't order more to take home. Does take home the chocolate brownie lasagna.

Jean - Mango strawberry iced tea, minestrone soup, one breadstick, gets the toasted ravioli as an app but Sasha and Connie take most of it. Gets the classic fettucine alfredo, asks for extra cheese and adds asparagus. Gets strawberry cheesecake for dessert and won't let anyone else touch it.

Connie- Tries to get a spiked lemonade, doesn't work so gets Dr Pepper, with pasta fagioli soup. Stuffed ziti fritta as an app, has to stop Sasha from eating most of it so Jean can have some too. Gets the Tour of Italy so he can have bits of chicken parmigiana, lasagna, AND fettuccine alfredo. Gets the zeppoli donuts and chocolate sauce and shares with Historia.*

Historia - Lemonade to drink, soup, salad and breadsticks for dinner. Switches between the minestrone and chicken & gnocchi soup. Finishes off the salad with added cheese and one breadstick. Takes a couple fried mozzarella sticks from Mikasa. Wants the pumpkin cheesecake but it's not in season. Is happy when Connie offers her the donuts.*

Tell us, who are you sitting next to? AKA, whose food are you stealing?

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I'm back again.

So, on the small town ideas kind of madness.

What if Levi worked for Sheriff Erwin and was deputy. Imagine him pulling up to the house in the squad car and getting out in uniform 🤤

He'd come home from a long day and tell you about how the criminal today was a cow on the loose.

Ooooh you turn up to the station with homemade pie and other treats. Everyone loves the sweet Mrs Ackerman 😍

Oh!! Oh!!

What if he had one of those classic American trucks as well 😳 just him driving one is a dream. Put him in some cowboy boots and a cowboy hat and make him a country man.

Can we have him? Please?

I need this country town life with Levi. Especially if you had a nice lake nearby 💕

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IDK how you get these HCs out so fast! I just don't! You're amazing!

I know you just put another one up and I'm about to go read it (then do my ask game lol)

Please forgive the lateness and thanks for these <3

Levi in basically any uniform is just drool worthy. (So is Sheriff Erwin!)

I want to know all about the cow! Was it hurt? How'd be get it back where it belongs? I love animals so please tell me all is okay!

I love the idea of Mrs Levi Ackerman baking to help raise money for the police department (and of course letting Levi and his coworkers get some for free).

A pie that would sell for cheap in the store sells for 3x that much because you really put a lot of work into it and it tastes delicious!

"Oh Levi here! Take these cookies to work they're for the other officers. I know it's been a tough week, maybe this'll help." And you give him a bunch of individual baggies.

"Where's mine?" He wants to know, and his is in a container, along with a piece of that cheesecake he loves so much ;)

Oohh plaid shirt, high belt, tight jeans cowboy Levi? Gimme!! And I'm taking the hat too!

Days spent on the dock on the lake are just so peaceful. Feeding the ducks and maybe we have a small kayak to row out onto the lake with, book in hand and a snack. See you in the evening!

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AOT characters guilty pleasure favorite reality/competition shows!

Levi - Hells Kitchen or any other show where Gordan Ramsey yells. Also, Supernanny. Discipline at it's finest.

Erwin - Trivia shows like The Chase/The Amazing Race. Knowledge is power, also always asks Levi to be on the race...he says no.

Hange - Naked and Afraid/Wipeout. The crazier the better!

Miche - Rupauls Drag Race/(American) Ninja Warrior. After a hard day Miche just wants to watch the good stuff.

Sasha - Chopped/(Americas) Next Top Model. Cooking and drama dress up, what else could a girl need?

Jean - Masterchef/Top Chef. Learns what NOT to do.

Connie - Big Brother/The Kardasians. He just loves the game play and the drama.

Historia - Say Yes to the Dress/16 and Pregnant. She kind of relates? I'm sorry I have no excuses for this

Eren - Survivor/Fear Factor. Likes to see who makes it past the gross stuff.

Mikasa - The Bachelor/Love Island. Maybe someone can find love.

Armin - Americas/Britains Got Talent/The Voice. Get's invested in peoples stories and wants to root for them.

Somehow inspired by @m-jelly

Feel free to disagree and add your own. I can only remember so many!

I had a hard time placing some like Dancing With the Stars, My Cat From Hell and Masked Singer. Who watches those?

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Okay, okay, okay, but holiday destinations for the AOT team...

I think Levi would love my country the UK for the tea we have here, but also maybe China or Japan. I can see him doing a tea country run, but he'd stay in very nice hotels with you because he needs things to be clean.

Hange I could see loving Scotland in the UK or Greece because of the history in both places. They'd freak out about the place and want to have battles.

Mike would for Germany, Norway, Finland etc somewhere he can drink good beer and eat meat.

Erwin gives me history vibes, so Italy or Greece for the development history and he'd love the cool battle plans that the Greeks and Romans did. Mostly Cyprus because of the battles there.

What do you think? What about the others?

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Wow I did not mean to leave you hanging! I'm sorry and I love you <3

I'm also not as good at these HC as some of the rest of you but here it goes!

Levi - I looked up countries that serve the best tea, those were all up there! Sri Lanka and some others I wouldn't have though of are up there too. There are tea tours you know!

Erwin - Italy sounds right. Rome maybe, to see The Colosseum, or The Pantheon.

Hange - Them in Scotland, I can imagine how excited everything would get them. I bet they'd ask people to say something else just to hear the accent. And once they hear about the Loch Ness? They have to find out!

Miche - Oktoberfest in Munich. He's having the time of his life! Is out and about for at least one entire week of the festivities!

Eren - I just think Brazil for some reason. The beaches and the yearly festival held in Ipanema sound right up his alley. Also, Soccer fan?

Mikasa - goes where Eren goes no, China perhaps? Maybe Beijing and The Summer Palace or walking the Great Wall, or Shanghai and shopping at Nanjing Road.

Armin - Like the blonde commander before him, I think he'd like Italy as well. Specifically Vatican City and seeing the Sistine Chapel. Or maybe Venice with all the waterways.

Jean - I'm sticking with France here. He'd probably try to learn more about cooking and expand his skills. Maybe goes to the film festival, flirts with the ladies, asks if he can paint there picture.

Sasha - The country/continent of Australia! Visits the Great Barrier Reef and goes surfing at Bondi Beach. Tastes kangaroo meat for the first time. (no one shoot the vegetarian plz!)

Connie - possibly tags along to Australia and uses the lingo all the time. Or, maybe South America? Uruguay I'm thinking. Again, soccer fan, beaches, trying asado, really enjoying the culture.

Historia - Braves Sweden in Winter. Sees the Northern Lights, sleeps in an ice hotel, is thriving in the cold! Ymir of course goes too!

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Awe okay sorry this is so random! But I was looking around for best friend videos and found this one! Lucas and Haley from One Tree Hill have probably my favorite tv friendship, I love that they can be best friends and not have to have it mean more. n my head this is how I picture the Jean x reader relationship :D

Platonic besties who support each other and are there for each other even after an argument and the people in their lives know how much they mean to each other and when/if they have kids with their s/o would be the best aunt/uncle, etc, etc.

I ain't saying I'd NEVER pair them, but it wouldn't be in the same universe.

What do you think? Who's your favorite tv/movie/book friendship?

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