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rabies self dx’d vs interests: cannibalism

WHAT THE FUCK? Please delete this and don’t vague my boyfriend

shut the fuck up ted bundy i call the fucking shots here on kinnie tumblr

I would pay $3.99 for this post

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Sir, it’s pride month, and I must ask- How do you feel about gay people?

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I hate them more than anything

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I am not kidding in the slightest

hey let me live my life bitch

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bubbelpop2

Anybody in this thread smoke weed?

me

me

shut the fuck up fred

yeah fred shut the fuck up

I would pay $3.99 for this post

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Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries

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lew-basnight

When I was 18, circumstances found me stuck on the family farm for three months, alone with no vehicle. Twice my mom came back for half an hour to drop off food and smokes. There was no internet, only a couple fuzzy broadcast tv stations. Phone calls were expensive. The closest bump on the highway was about 500 people, with a Kwik Trip and some churches. It was about three hours each way. The closest neighbor was a mile away across hills and valleys.

By the end I was wearing a white robe and broad straw hat, carrying a sword, peeing on the lawn, performing magic on the hilltops. I was deep into some wild conspiracy shit and doing a lot of writing, making a lot of mix tapes. I talked intensely with the tv and radio, and developed in-depth relationships with the characters on “Hill Street Blues.”

If I learned anything from the experience, it is this.

Give in to the inevitable craziness right away, and just get comfortable.

hold on im begging you for more information

I would pay $12.99 for this post

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The stuffed chicken breasts did not go as planned Make sure to follow me on Instagram @theshittyfoodblog: http://bit.ly/2Bk7pUa

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trashboat

were you cooking this in the sewer

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impaled

Chernobyl fleshlight

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sindri42

Guys I found it. The two worst words to put together.

Arguably the worst post on this site

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homofied

Arguably the worst post on any legal site

I would pay $0.99 for this post

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tumblr plus you say? time to break out the feet pics & get that house buying money

how much would you pay for this

okay I feel like im going about this the wrong way

from now on I will regularly sprinkle photos of my bare nude feet and toes in between normal posting. if you would like to see classic pangur and grim content WITHOUT the feet, subscribe to @pangur-and-grim-without-feet for easy monthly payments of $9.99

a preview of my content

I would pay $11.99 for this post

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wierdautumn

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I would pay $19.99 for this post

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thoodleoo

a premium tumblr service you say? what a fantastic way to support my favorite bloggers! unfortunately the only currency i have is copper ingots, but i assure you they are of the FINEST quality, as you can see from all of my stellar reviews

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lynati

It's true. Thoodleoo's ingots are smooth in all directions.

I would pay 2 copper ingots for this post

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