no breath left, cold breath thief

Girldad Strome scoring 4 out of 5 with his Hockey Fights Cancer buddy, Eliza.

pov your future self time travels to tell you 'important information from the future'

"Well I just got slapped in the face with a tortilla by Ovechkin, so... it's going pretty well."

Inordinately delighted by Stromer ASKING for a test slap and then his surprised little “oh jesus” moue of pain. Between this and his ranch Oreo desire, I feel like I am learning more and yet understanding even less about him. Delightful.

Bailey Johnson: Back to back winner of the Caps’ beat media good guy award: Dylan Strome. He said, and I quote, “Don’t call it a streak!”

Tarik El Bashir: Dylan Strome is the first ever back-to-back winner of the Dave Fay Award as the #ALLCAPS media good guy. “It’s an honor to go back-to-back. I’ll try to do my best next year. Hopefully it’s by a bit more—I heard it was really close this year,” he joked.

The Hockey News/Sammi Silber: Dylan Strome is the Dave Fay Award winner, given to the player with the best rapport with the Capitals media. “Back-to-back,” he said.

DYLAN STROME IS FIRST EVER BACK TO BACK GOODEST BOY AWARD WINNER.

low quality mcstrome feels this fine thursday

Dylan Strome: (commenting on Alex Ovechkin's 19th season scoring at least twenty goals) Yeah, that's pretty impressive, I think. I saw he's the second all time, second person to do that-- Reporter: Third. Dylan Strome: Third? Yeah, I guess it puts him one behind Shanahan I think I saw, maybe or something-- Reporter: Tied Shanahan. Dylan Strome: Tied Shanahan, so. Tom Wilson: (offscreen) Get your facts straight! Dylan Strome: Sorry, sorry. (laughs) I haven't checked my phone in a while, I haven't checked my phone. Peanut gallery over there, but-- Tom Wilson: There was a WHOLE PACKET today. Dylan Strome: (rolls eyes) …anything else?

Dylan Strome's face when Tom Wilson gleefully jumps on his rare stats stumble.

Everything, everything will be all right.

Dylan Strome sassily celebrates his first career shootout goal; smashed goalie sticks fly in the background.

fuck the tits or ass debate, i find eyebags sooo attractive. your exhausted, sleep-deprived, mildly haunted aura has bewitched me body and soul

Connor McDavid and Dylan Strome are the cutest

you DORKS

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seeing dylan strome happy in the year of our lord 2023? on the washington capitals? your honor i have gone into cardiac arrest