eat my ass vince desi

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

i love when you can feel the disdain dripping off of a wikipedia article

Good rule there's venice

cool amazing caption

A lovely amigurumi giraffe. It’s for my mom because she just loves giraffes.

Pattern is from Lauren Espy’s book Animal Amigurumi Adventures vol 2! I did do different spots, added nostrils, and a smile to the pattern. But overall a great pattern!!

that onion headline that's like "whatever. the emo kids are all sitting on each other's lap" is their realest one yet

it was clickhole my bad

@intertexts

i would give anything to die here

where's the post that's like. my sellout band is cooler than your sellout band

it must suck being a princess. having to deal with princes and knights and dragons and commoners and ruffians and rogues and soldiers and assassins and ogres and mimics and knights always FUCKING you. who has the time!

I'll unalive you

Unaliver it's okay to say kill

No it's not on account of the spell the nefarious wizarder put on me

heh heh heh….

So it is you, wizarder. After all these years. My greatest nemesiser. Why did you do this to me wizarder

unaliver, i simply made you who you are. who you always should have been. i, the wizarder, will wizard and you, the unaliver, will unalive. you could never be anything else

But the two of us could have been something other than the sum of our parts, wizarder. And yet you choose to curse me, wizarder. Because you are scared of commitmenter

maybe we could be something new…if there’a still a chance… i know i’ve done wrong but… i’d unalive to try again… with you, unaliver

My lover......! ah, but no, i simply cannot trust one who would place a curse on me! I long to be in your arms but I simply cannot while I bear the mark of how we parter.

i reverse my nefarious curse, even a nefarious wizard can change his robes…come unaliver, together we can be unalovers…

Ah! Kill!! Kill!! Death!! It's so good to be able to user the common tongue anew....

Now that I have seen that you are serious about your love, I am willing to try and right our wrongs... For I admit i am not blameless in the matter of our squabble either.

as you would say, my lover…

love winners…

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